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Sergey Bubka to teach Mexicans how to jump the wall Trump is planning to make

29, Jan 2017 By dasu

Mexico City: Without getting unruffled by the criticism from all across the world, US president Donald Trump has decided that he will construct a wall on the border with its southern neighbor Mexico.

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How Mexicans will negotiate the wall

The wall may turn out to be totally useless as world renowned pole vaulter Sergey Bubka has come forward to help the Mexicans jump the wall as and when it is constructed. Mr. Bubka feels that If Russia can help a guy like Donald Trump to become president, being a Ukrainian it is his duty to help Mexicans in this fight.

“When I heard Trump is planning to construct a 20 feet height wall, I knew what I had to do to help the Mexicans. It is a tiny little obstacle that can be easily negotiated with a pole. Mexicans just need the right coaching and that is where I will help them”, said Mr. Bubka who has broken pole vault world record 35 times during his career.

“I have already spoken to Mexican president. I have asked him to prepare a demo wall of similar height that I would need for training purposes. From next week, I am starting the training. Trump might not like it, but Salma Hayek is also joining our training session”, said Mr. Bubka who is ready to quit IAAF and IOC posts he is holding right now.

Mr. Bubka is confident that during this process, he might discover one or two Mexicans who will win medals in next Olympics.

Meanwhile, President Trump has reacted to this news by calling Sergey Bubka overrated. “Sergey Bubka, overrated guy who could hold the world record because I never took part in Pole Vault”, President Trump tweeted.