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Now Trump promises to build a wall around him to ensure he doesn’t grope any woman if elected President

13, Oct 2016 By Sandeep Kadian

New York: Struck with a series of sexual harassment charges during the past 24 hrs, Donald Trump has assured Americans that he will ensure there is no repeat of such inappropriate behavior if he is elected as the next US President. Trump has even promised to build a wall all around him to ensure his hands don’t grab anything they shouldn’t.

Donald Trump
No more groping

This is not the first wall that Donald Trump has promised to build during the course of his campaign. He has promised a wall on US-Mexico border to keep illegal Mexicans away, a promise that helped launch his Presidential campaign. Now, he is falling back on a wall to boost his falling ratings.

“There will be an 8 feet high circular wall of 2 meters diameter all around me while I remain as the President. We will put wheels below the wall to ensure I can push it to move around as and when needed. There will be a small window in the wall through which they can pass food and drinks to me. This will be a beautiful, high-tech wall”, Trump said shortly before a campaign speech.

“Once I am inside that wall, there is no chance of me grabbing anything. It will be totally impossible for me to enter any women’s dressing room and I will definitely not be making any sexual remark about any underage girl because I won’t be able to see them. Every problem that people have with me, will be resolved through this wall”, Trump added.

While some people have laughed off this suggestion of a wall as a joke by Trump, majority of Americans were unsure whether Trump is being serious or not. “You see the kind of things he says, how can one be sure that he is joking or actually considering a wall all around himself”, a voter from New York said.

Meanwhile, Hillary camp has offered to fund this wall if Trump builds it even after losing the election.