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Hillary Clinton asks Bill Clinton to vote for Trump after hearing that Madonna will give a blowjob to Hillary voters

20, Oct 2016 By Sandeep Kadian

Las Vegas, Nevada: Shortly after finishing the 3rd Presidential debate with Donald Trump, Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton has explicitly told her husband, former President Bill Clinton that he must vote for her competitor, Donald Trump. Hillary asked Bill to do this after she was told that Madonna has promised to give a blowjob to Hillary voters.

Hillary Bill
“Don’t even think about voting for me”

As per sources, immediately after hearing about Madonna’s statement, Hillary rushed towards her husband and clearly told him that he shouldn’t even think about voting for her.

“She has already suffered so much due to the blowjobs he has received. Even during this campaign, Trump has brought about Bill’s sexual history but thankfully, she looks set to survive that attack and head to the White House. Now she doesn’t want her life as President to start on such a note therefore, she told Bill clearly that he must vote Trump. One vote isn’t going to jeopardize her chances and she can sleep easy after winning the race”, a Clinton aide told Faking News on the condition of confidentiality.

“Bill did say to her that he will not take Madonna up on the offer and kept insisting that he should be allowed to vote for Hillary. However, Hillary didn’t accept that. You know, White House, Bill and Blowjobs, it has been known to happen before so you can never be too careful”, she added.

As per sources close to Bill Clinton, he is not too disappointed and has agreed to vote for Trump this time. “He says he has voted for Hillary several times before, all of them also count for Madonna, right?” a source close to him said.