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Arvind Kejriwal to visit America to help Donald Trump win the presidential elections

30, Aug 2015 By Anil Sharma

New Delhi: In a press conference held by the Aam Aadmi Party, their spokesperson Raghav Chadha announced that in the coming week Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal will be visiting America to campaign for the billionaire candidate Donald Trump.

Donald Trump mocking sceptics after Kejriwal lends support
Donald Trump mocking skeptics after Kejriwal lends support

Apparently, Donald Trump is very much inspired by Kejriwal’s story. According to reliable sources, he is still running for the President just because he thinks that if Arvind Kejriwal can pull off a massive victory in Delhi then anyone can do anything.

According to Raghav, Donald Trump is dying to meet the most honest person ever born in the history of mankind and wants Kejriwal to help him win the presidential elections.

“Donald wants to use Arvind Kejriwal’s cleaner than a whistle image so that he could first prove to the US citizens that he is serious about this President thingy. Donald Trump is surely not having a good time right now after the public outcry against his incendiary comments on women and minorities. But, we are pretty sure that the US public will start loving him as soon as Kejriwal starts campaigning for him,” Raghav said.

When asked why Donald Trump, Raghav said, “Well, he is handsome, hair well-combed all the time, and has a lot of money. That’s inspiring enough for us to go help the poor guy win the elections.”

“Look, he is already creating jobs in the US by paying youth to cheer for him in his rallies. Also, we have managed to fulfil almost everything except what we were supposed to or what we promised before elections in Delhi. This is also a part of the chain of such events,” Raghav concluded.

Meanwhile, Arvind Kejriwal refused to comment on this but he did managed to say, “Watched Piku, must watch, and I am pretty sure that the  Government is the reason behind Amitabh Bachchan’s constipation.”