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After unsuccessful Kashmir bid, Bilawal wants to snatch Hockey Gold from India

04, Oct 2014 By Baawra Chhora

Lahore, Pakistan.Mein lawaange, mein lawaange! Jeete nahi toh chhien ke lawange , par lawange!” (If we could not bring, we will snatch one), one might be inclined to believe this to be cry of a 3-year-old Punjabi kid who is talking about the pencil box he could not win in the fancy dress competition but then one would be wrong.

Bilawal saying goodbye to his Pakistani fans as he begins to infiltrate into India.
Bilawal saying goodbye to his Pakistani fans as he begins to infiltrate into India.

Our latest favourite stand-up comedian politician has made following remarks about the gold medal after he came to know about the Pakistan loss against India at the Asian Games Hockey final.

The infant young politician during a press conference at Lahore was annoyed at his team’s loss and made the statement, which could further land him up as butt of jokes on social media.

Amazingly, the young gun did not stop at this and also wanted back the medal which Pakistan was shown winning in Chak De India. He even plans to visit India and dig out a hand-pump as a returning gesture of what Sunny Deol did in Gadar.

“But you might have to wait a few years as they don’t give VISA to unaccompanied teenagers I think,” is what we overheard his PA telling him. He also claimed his rights over several other things including Gulfam Hasan ki bakriyan (of the Sarfarosh fame).

Meanwhile Foreign Ministry has declared that they are more than willing to give away the gold medal if Bhutto manages to take “one inch of gold” away from Bappi da. Home Ministry too has jumped in and is reportedly ready to give him the gold medal if Bhutto manages to take away Navjot Siddhu’s sher and all future movies of Sajid Khan or KRK.

Unconfirmed sources tell Faking News that Bhutto was also lately caught at the boxing podium in Asian games stealing the bronze left by Sarita Devi.