New Delhi. A TV channel in the Indian Republic has recently bought exclusive rights to cover all the fights at IITs, JNU and other Indian universities, it is learnt by Faking News. It is also learnt that an expert panel has been setup by the channel to participate in debates, which will be more noisier and painful than the actual fights at the institutions.
“Our TV channel prides itself on exposes and exclusives. Quite often on exclusive exposes like an actress meeting the prime minister on courtesy call, an outdated politician on an outdated scam etc, We are very clear about what the nation wants to know. Buying the exclusive rights to cover all the fights at IITs, JNU and other Indian universities is going to keep our channel at no.1 position for a long time!”, a spokesman for the channel told Faking News.
“For several years, there have been appeals towards students of the nation to come into politics. The recent incidents in educational institutions indicate that the students are more than ready to become full-time politicians. There are more wings in student politics than the conventional right or left. It is much more messy; actually the politics start from the mess halls of these institutions. And, we guys get a mouthful feed from there”, he further added details on the decision for buying the rights.
“JNU quoted the highest price for the rights, followed by IITs. A few unknown universities asked us to cover their student election fights for free and we declined the offer. This is similar to out-of-colour politicians asking us to expose them to get into limelight again. This new announcement from the centre is going to keep us and the students busy with beef and beat festivals for sometime. After that, there will always be other issues. If the students do not find an issue to fight for, the channel will conduct a debate in the campus itself with some useless topics!”, he concluded the grand plan of the news channel.
Learning of the development, the coaching classes for JEE at IITs now to include martial arts training as well, it is learnt by Faking News.