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Man calmly looking away from the passing by eunuch in the train found constantly thinking about him

21, Jan 2015 By idiot420

Mumbai. Prateek Gupta, an MNC employee in his mid twenties, who was calmly looking away from the passing by eunuch in the Mumbai local, has been found constantly thinking about the same eunuch.

Prateek generally doesn’t think about many others who he sees on the daily basis while commuting from Andheri to CST, but surprisingly he found it irresistible to think about the passing by eunuch whom he had never seen or met earlier in his life.

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“Even though I was looking away from him and trying to concentrate on things outside the train, all I was thinking about was that eunuch. I mean, I wasn’t even looking towards him,” said Prateek narrating the whole incident, “Not only that, even my cheeks were in alert mode, as if they were afraid that something would come and squeeze them.”

Prateek was standing almost like a statue at the gate of train with earphones plugged in, despite which inside his head he was scared that the eunuch would figure out that he was a living person and not a statue.

“I don’t know where those thoughts were coming from and why on earth I even was thinking about that eunuch when my body language was completely rejecting his existence on that train,” a worried Prateek told Faking News adding that he was calmly looking outside trying to give an impression that he was all cool and not worried about the passing by eunuch.

Adding further, Prateek further revealed that he felt gradual increase in heart rate as sound of eunuch’s clap grew louder and louder.

Meanwhile, onlookers who were present in the same train bogie expressed their shock after coming to know that so many thoughts were going inside Prateek’s head.

“The way he was behaving like a dead man standing at the train gate was really impressive. He didn’t even react to that eunuch squeezing his cheeks, I immediately became his fan,” said Brajesh Pandey, who had to shell out Rs. 10 to get rid of the same eunuch, “But after coming to know that Prateek was so much thinking about that eunuch, I don’t think I would be able to respect him in the same way. It would have been much better and less stressful for him, had he directly faced the eunuch, like me.”