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Baba calling babe - Godman caught with callgirls claims he has split personality

04, Mar 2010 By Pagal Patrakar

New Delhi. Godman Shiv Murat Dwivedi, also known as Ichchhadhari Sant Swami Bhimanand, who was arrested a few days back for running a high profile sex racket, has claimed that he was suffering from schizophrenia i.e. split personality, and had no idea what his evil twin was doing. Following this, his lawyers have moved a petition in Delhi High Court to get the Godman released on medical grounds.

“I am a god fearing celibate saint in my original life, but I have been suffering from this personality disorder for a long time now. In fact, this is the reason why my followers started calling me Ichchhadhari (someone who changes shapes at will).” Dwivedi said in an exclusive interview with Faking News.

Dwivedi also appealed to everyone to watch the latest Bollywood flick Karthik Calling Karthik, where the protagonist named Karthik, played by Farhan Akhtar, had no idea that his own evil twin (a part of his own personality) was calling him and making his life miserable as hell.

Karthik Calling Karthik
A promotional poster of the movie Karthik Calling Karthik. Apparently, Karthik (on left) is calling and talking to himself.

“This evil part in me had been running this sex racket, while I had no idea. Would you sympathize with Karthik or put him behind bars?” Dwivedi argued and pleaded for mercy in his case.

The move has foxed policemen and activists demanding for a law to regulate Godmanship. While the police officials have refused to comment on the latest developments as the matter was now sub-judice, the activists have taken strong objection to the statements by Swami Bhimanand.

“What crap is he talking about? This is just another instance of a celebrity trying to get shifted to a hospital after being locked up in a jail. It’s high time we had jail-like hospitals for high profile criminals where doctors are trained as policemen.” demanded one of the protestors.

Delhi High Court has called for a hearing in this matter on next Monday, which means that the fallen Godman will have to spend this weekend in jail.

Meanwhile, followers of Swami Bhimanand have arranged for special screenings of Karthik Calling Karthik among common citizens to raise awareness about schizophrenia and to prove the innocence of the Godman.

Sensing that this new twist in the tale could save Swami Bhimanand, another fallen Godman Swami Nityananda, who was seen having nice time with a couple of Tamil actresses on television, too has claimed innocence. Talking to our special correspondent Subodh Kolhapure, Swami Nityananda blamed inanity among people for the controversy.

“Common people have failed to realize the duality of the body and the soul. Why can’t people realize that even though the physical body shown in the video was mine, I was not there? I am defined by my soul and my soul was in Switzerland at that time, in high mountains, engaged in contemplative meditation.” Swami Nityananda said, adding, “If you observe carefully the video that was aired by that Sin TV (sic), you would realize how detached even my physical body was in all the action. It is a state difficult to achieve for mere mortals, and inane people have misinterpreted the whole act.”

The Southern Swami also claimed that his body never indulged in any sexual act at all, and whatever was seen on camera should be seen as the actresses’ attempt to unravel the spiritual mystery of life.

“The poor actress had seen all the materialistic side of the world during her acting career and was tired of faking love on the screen. I was teaching her the ultimate union of Yin and Yang – the core message was duality.” explained Swami Nityananda.

It remains to be seen if these duality arguments (dual personality and dual philosophy) can save both the swamis.