A CAG report has claimed that 90% of the condom vending machines at public places have gone missing. Following are the top reactions to this news:
Justice Katju: I have been saying all along that 90% Indians are idiots. Now need I give any further proof?
Jayalalithaa: Stalin and Alagiri have gifted them to Karunanidhi to avoid any further division of property and party.
Karunanidhi: I don’t care about what Jaya says, but Ministry of Health & Family Welfare is not a bad bargain it seems.
Kapil Sibal: Like CAG’s other reports, even this one’s inflated (pun unintended). Is Vinod Rai back at helm?
Praveen Togadia: Those machines were to be installed in Muslim areas. Government never installed them to increase their vote bank.
Zakir Naik: We welcome this development.
BMC corporator: Condom machines in public places could give rise to sex-crimes. Good riddance.
Mumbai taxi driver: I don’t know where machines are, but I find condoms in the back seat too often.
Manmohan Singh: I’m not the custodian of condoms in this country.
Pagal Patrakar: Wow, news on condoms! Get an erotic picture from some condom ad and write some quick report to get traffic!