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Top ten reactions to Ishant's game changing performance

19, Oct 2013 By Pagal Patrakar

Top ten reactions to Ishant Sharma’s game changing performance at Mohali tonight:

Perfect picture for the occasion.
Perfect picture for the occasion.

Navjot Singh Siddhu: Chetan ho ya Ishant, Rohit ho ya Joginder. Sharma agar hai naam, rulaata hai woh cricketer. Thoko taali, but mat do gaali.

Ravi Shastri: All three results are possible; Ishant is dropped from the next game, Ishant is dropped from the rest of the series, or Ishant is dropped from the hotel roof.

Ajit Agarkar: Looks like I announced my retirement too soon.

Shah Rukh Khan: Wounds Memories of KKR days have become fresh again.

Australian drinking beer: Ishant has surpassed Sir Don Bradman as the greatest ever player to play for our country.

Indian drinking beer: %^!#$@$%~

Rahul Gandhi: Once my grandmother was watching cricket and a bowler like Ishant Sharma was getting beaten all over the park. Everyone was abusing the poor bowler, but daadi started clapping. This is respect for the poor.

Manmohan Singh: I condemn this performance by Ishant Sharma, but we’ll continue playing cricket with Australia.

Narendra Modi: Australians came and bashed Ishant after coming inside our own country, and our Prime Minister is busy having biryani with a Kangaroo.

Ishant Sharma: bhaiya, aaj raat ke liye koi hotel room khaali hai?