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Terrorist suspended for dancing in a flight

21, Mar 2014 By snamboy

Peshawar. A terrorist on board a SaltJet flight got suspended after he joined a surprise flash mob by the crew staff.

Aspiring terrorists started protesting in Pakistan after the video went viral.
Aspiring terrorists started protesting in Pakistan after the video went viral.

The terrorist Ibn Mohammad, a member of Jahaz-e-blews, who was going from Mumbai to Delhi on a ‘routine’ trip, lost his job after a viral video showed him joining the flight’s crew.

Despite denial from the terrorist group, it is still uncertain whether he was on the flight to hijack it.

The mid-air flash mob was organized by the crew of SaltJet to celebrate the fact that they still had jobs in the current market scenario. Ibn Mohammad said he joined the crew who broke into a Bollywood dance sequence for pretty much the same reason.

He was in for a shock later on when he was denied entry into a Jahaz-e-Blew camp and was called a traitor.

A member of Jahaz-e-Blews on condition of anonymity told Faking News that this was a serious breach of safety morals.

“Today, luckily our terrorist was off duty. But what message does it give the world if he were to hijack the plane? How can we trust such a buffoon to even hijack a Mumbai-Pune flight,” he argued, trying to keep a straight face.

Meanwhile Ibn Mohammad told the media that he was disappointed that he was reprimanded for trying to have ‘harmless fun’… for a change.