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Nokia Asha users insist that they are cool too

21, Sep 2012 By Pagal Patrakar

Mumbai. Irritated with Fandroids and MacTards fighting out with each other over whose phone is coolest, Nokia Asha users have issued a statement that they were cool too.

Nokia Asha 305 TV ad
Since the t-shirt in the picture above reads “i rule”, Nokia fans claim that this man depicted in the television commercial was an iPhone user, whose ass was whooped by the Nokia Asha users.

Aa dekhein zara, kis mein kitna hai dum,” Naveen, a Nokia Asha user played this song clip on his handset as a mark of protest.

“We can download songs within a minute, play them, listen to them, in fact make the whole college canteen listen to them!” Naveen highlighted the coolness quotient of Nokia phones.

“Not only that, we can listen to songs that suits different moods,” he added.

Nokia Asha users claim that by limiting the fight between themselves, Android and iOS users were being rude to the original mobile handset market leader.

“MacTards were going gaga over iPhone5 feature,” Naveen said, “Forget 5, they won’t have dual SIM even in iPhone-10. And they laugh at us!?”

“We are cool,” he reiterated, “But those Lava, Karbonn, and Micromax mobile phone users are losers.”

Sources say that Windows phone users too claim to be cool, but Faking News couldn’t receive their mail to this effect, which was apparently sent from Internet Explorer browser.