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Latest opinion poll shows BJP sweeping opinion polls

13, Sep 2013 By Pagal Patrakar

New Delhi. An opinion poll conducted by Faking News has revealed that BJP was strongly placed to sweep the next opinion poll conducted by any organization.

Narendra Modi
Narendra Modi signaling victory

BJP’s chances of sweeping opinion polls, especially online polls, got a huge boost when Narendra Modi was declared the Prime Ministerial candidate by BJP today.

“BJP could get somewhere between 76.3% to 99.7% of online votes polled if elections for opinion polls are held sometime this month,” predicted our election analyst Joginder Yadav, as he obliquely pushed out his chin covered with well trimmed beard.

The findings of the opinion poll didn’t come as a surprise to experts as BJP is known to have performed consistently in opinion polls since 2004.

“Somehow that performance is not reflected in real elections on ground. I think it’s the Ram syndrome,” claimed an expert, “No no, not Lord Rama, but Mark Ramprakash, the English cricketer who had an excellent run in domestic series but couldn’t repeat the success on international level.”

The findings of the opinion poll have been welcomed by the BJP supporters while the comment of the expert has been welcomed by the Congress supporters.