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God stops receiving further prayers from BJP supporters regarding exit polls

08, Feb 2015 By idiot420

New Delhi. Soon after exit poll results projected that AAP would be crossing the halfway mark in the Delhi Assembly, BJP supporters started sending prayers to the God in huge numbers.

However, as per latest reports, God has stopped receiving further prayers citing network congestion issues. Reportedly, the count of BJP supporters sending multiple requests asking for failure of exit-polls was too high.

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Prakash Sharma, a 24 year old Modi fan confesses that till 3 pm today, he has already sent near about thirty prayers.

“I am not sure how many of them have been actually received at the other end, as since today morning I am getting a feeling that prayers are bouncing back,” said Prakash adding that to make it work, he even offered God 500 grams of Laddu, “But local pandit ji explained that in such bandwidth related problems, any kind of gift doesn’t work.”

Commenting on the situation, AAP supremo Arvind Kejriwal once again reiterated that God was with him. “This incident is a proof,” said Kejriwal taking a jibe at the BJP.

Sources say, many AAP volunteers are actively praying just to increase the network congestion. “They don’t want to take any chance,” revealed a source close to the AAP.

Meanwhile, in an unrelated event, Rahul Gandhi has sent Candy Crush request to the God.