Kolkata. After Indian fans saw yet another hope of getting a quality fast bowler in Mohammad Shami, experts from the field declared that they too were hopeful of confusing Shami into becoming yet another wasted talent.
“We will send bouncers to him about how he should aspire for pace first and not get too much bothered about line and length, while some of us will give him tips on changing his run up to come up with better results,” said a cricket expert who claimed to have advised Ishant Sharma about getting a haircut to touch 100 miles per hour speed.
The experts however rejected charges that he had advised Munaf Patel to work on his relationships in order to become fastest bowler on earth.
Not only experts who claim to know everything about fast bowling are ready, even gym instructors and physicians are hopeful that they can help Shami lose his way by giving him random tips.
“Injuries are one thing a fast bowler must be scared of,” a health expert had valuable words of confidence for Shami, “He should avoid shami kebab after taking bath with warm water.”
Sources tell Faking News the same experts have been giving tips to Zaheer Khan and Irfan Pathan.
When asked, BCCI assured that the board will make sure that Shami doesn’t get too confused and is fit for the IPL matches.