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Committee setup to look into adding areas to Akhand Bharat

29, Jul 2014 By Pen10

Ahmedabad. The Gujarat Government today setup a committee to look into the matter of adding additional areas into Akhand Bharat. The committee to be headed by Mr. Dinanath Batra will submit a report within one month.

“People complained that the Akhand Bharat map looked small when compared to the prestige of Bharat,” Gujarat Education Minister Mr. Bhupendrasinh Chudasama said, “So we decided in a cabinet meeting to set up a committee to look into expanding Akhand Bharat. Mr. Dinanath Batra has been chosen to head this committee as he is the greatest historian in Bharat currently.”

Dinanath Batra
“Let’s make it big.”

Mr. Batra did not elaborate on his plans but Faking News has exclusively accessed documents listing the ideas under consideration.

According to the document, Birmingham in England and Toronto in Canada will be included in Akhand Bharat as there are large populations of Indian origin people in these places.

It will also include the Caribbean Islands as they are called the West Indies, and the Native American reservations in the US because the Native Americans are referred to as Indians.

The Indian Ocean will be declared the official water body of Akhand Bharat and will be renamed Akhand Bharat Mahasagar. And because all oceans are connected all other oceans will also be property of Akhand Bharat.

All Indian restaurants around major cities in the world will be taken over. These will sell swadeshi clothes and there will be arrangements for regular havans in them.

Azam Khan’s buffaloes will be declared property of Akhand Bharat, so that the Akhand Bharatiyas have enough bovine animals to feed on their birthdays.