Friday, 23rd February, 2018

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After Bhagwat’s comments about preparing army in 3 days, IT company claims it can prepare it in 2 days with people on bench

13, Feb 2018 By Santosh Pradhan

“Sangh will prepare military personnel within three days which the Army would do in 6-7 months. This is our capability. Swayamsewak will be ready to take on the front if the country faces such a situation and Constitution permits to do so,” the chief of the Rashtriya Swayamsewak Sangh – A Cultural Organisation™ said to workers on a six day trip to Muzaffarpur. The opposition has criticized Bhagwat of making Anti-Army statements, but Bhagwat claims that all he said was that his boys are always ready to fight for the nation if need arises.

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Inspired from Bhagwat’s patriotic speech, an IT company in Bengaluru named TTS has claimed that given the permission they can actually build an army in 2 days with the people they have on bench. According to TTS authorities, they hire at least 20-30k people on an annual basis which is much higher than what the actual army hires, the hiring process is also very simple. They take people from all fields, mechanical, civil, arts, accounting etc and put them on bench to use them when need arises. Some lucky ones do get projects, while the others enjoy life on bench, some pursue their hobbies and some write a book on their experience on bench.

Faking News reporter spoke to the CEO of TTS Mr. Sanil Srivastava and he had this to say, ” Look, the number of people we have on bench is way more than the number of people other companies have as working employees. My boys are always ready to do whatever the company orders them to do. It would be my privilege to give my boys to the nation’s service and I can assure you that I can build an army in 2 days.”