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To protest against black money, TMC MPs now bring Black Hole to Lok Sabha

28, Nov 2014 By manithan

New Delhi. In a series of ongoing protests against black money in Lok Sabha, Trinamool Congress is innovating itself everyday. First, they protested against black money with black umbrella. Then, they protested wearing black clothes. Yesterday, they protested against black money by painting themselves black from head to toe. But what they did today completely astounded everyone.

That blackhole actually turned out to be a wormhole, with TMC MPs ending up in this planet. Within a year, they are helping in setting up small scale industries there for illegal Bangladeshi immigrants (who somehow ended up there). One such industry is shown here as testing its product there.
That black hole actually turned out to be a wormhole, with TMC MPs ending up in this planet. Within a year, they are helping in setting up small scale industries there for illegal Bangladeshi immigrants (who somehow ended up there). One such industry is shown here as testing its product there.

Bulbol Chattopadhyayayaya, TMC MP from Dhaka, shocked the whole parliament, when he brought a small rotating centrifuge shaped box in his hand.

Going to his seat, he took the mic and shouted, “Hear me everyone! As a mark of protest against BJP for failing to bring back the whole black money, we were doing protests by doing something related to black. You saw the umbrellas and loved them. Then, we wore black dresses and it sent good signs to our friends in bomb-making industry back in our state. But now, get ready for something out of this world!”

Adjusting the mic, he opened the lid of centrifuge shaped box and showed everyone the black rotating ball inside it. His voice came back, “This is a black hole. This is our epitome of protest against the BJP and Modi. This black hole is the strongest protest against failure to bring back the black money. I am going to lift this black hole out and….”

As he lifted the lid, he was seen shaking and in a matter of seconds, he was gone. He was sucked into the black hole.

Shocked by this sudden disappearance, his party members soon followed the suit, trying to search him within the black hole, and getting disappeared. Soon, all the TMC MPs (except the ones in jail for Saradha scam) disappeared from the face of the Earth.

The recorded video of this incident soon became viral on YouTube thanks to BJP supporters celebrating this victory. However, scientists are confused over how someone could handle a black hole like this. Sources say that a special team from NASA has left for West Bengal to understand the phenomenon.

Sources further claim that once in the state, scientists will taken to many similar black holes, which sucks money from poor people and makes it appear in the hands of terrorists. Not only money, there are black holes that make people disappear too at regular intervals.

Meanwhile West Bengal CM and TMC supremo Mamata Banerjee has ordered fresh set of MPs to continue the protests in the parliament over the issue.