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To avoid confusion, Kejriwal decides not to call anyone corrupt on April Fools' Day

01, Apr 2014 By idiot420

New Delhi. Taking precautionary measure to avoid any possible confusion, AAP supremo Arvind Kejriwal has decided to not call anyone corrupt on April Fool’s Day.

Kejriwal’s deafening silence caught media attention after no verbal attacks on BJP, Congress, Ambani, and Adani by him were recorded since this morning.

Kejriwal Silent
Trying to keep his mouth shut.

When asked about the reason of this surprising silence, Kejriwal clarified, “No matter what you say, people don’t take you seriously on 1st of April. So better not to make such sensitive allegations on 1st April, as people might confuse it as some prank.”

“For today, all politicians are honest, no media is paid, and I am an idiot. It’s one of those rare days when sun rose from the west,” quipped Kejriwal.

However, sources reveal that it all started last midnight when Kejriwal, while having a chat with his close aide, reiterated his famous dialogue, ‘Sab mile huye hain’, following which his aide started laughing as he was reading April Fools’ Day jokes on Twitter at the same time.

It was then Kejriwal decided to keep his mouth shut for the whole day.

As per political experts, it’s a much required break which Kejriwal needed to maintain his high spirits. “He has been playing this blame game recklessly for last few months. This break is going to detoxicate him,” explained a political analyst.

This is the first day since Kejriwal formed his party when he will be spending 24 hours without calling rival politicians and big businessmen corrupt and thief.

Even Kejriwal accept the fact that, it’s not going to be easy for him to pass a whole day just like a normal person. “It’s like navrata fasting and I am really not habituated to this,” Kejriwal told Faking News.

Reportedly, Kejriwal was feeling very suffocated in the morning.

“To keep himself at peace, he yelled at the chair and table of his room and called them Ambani agents. He was looking very relaxed after that!” disclosed an aide.