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After Punjab, Sisodia asks Canada to vote in next elections as if Kejriwal will be the next PM

14, Jan 2017 By sagarcasm

Mohali: Manish Sisodia, the deputy CM of Delhi and prospective customer of Dr. Batra, asked Canada to vote for Aam Aadmi Party in their next elections, assuming that Arvind Kejriwal will become the Prime Minister of Canada.

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“Let me tell you one thing; you should assume Arvind Kejriwal is going to be the PM of Canada,” Sisodia said, as he addressed a huge rally of 17 people in Mohali.

Apparently, Aam Aadmi party has decided to go international and their first target is Canada. After Sisodia declared Kejriwal as an ‘assumed’ CM candidate for Punjab, the public cheered and clapped. In the heat of the moment, Sisodia decided to launch AAP’s international campaign in Mohali itself. Since most Punjabis are potential Canadians, it was a wise move to ask for Canadain votes in Punjab.

Arvind Kejriwal, the CM of Delhi seemed very excited as he was addressing a press conference today. “I am looking forward to become the first Indian to become Canada’s PM. I have heard, they make amazing mufflers there,” Kejriwal said while coughing. “In the future, I want to be in a country where Modiji cannot interfere in my work.”

“But that’s a distant dream. Right now I want to be ‘Dual CM’ of Delhi and Punjab. And if we win in Goa too, I will also fight elections in Portugal in the future,” he added.

Inspired by Arvind Kejriwal, the CM of Kerela has decided to contest the next elections in Saudi Arabia; PM Narendra Modi will stand in the next elections in America and Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi will fight next elections in Italy.