Saturday, 18th November, 2017

Snippets

PM to bring half a glass of water from Dead Sea in Israel to save Congress Party from sinking

04, Jul 2017 By @jurnoleast

PM Modi, who is currently visiting Israel, will be carrying water from the Dead Sea on his way back to save the Congress party from sinking. The decision was taken in a high level party meet of BJP leaders, who among others things, discussed strategy for 2019 elections.

Speaking to Faking News a source close to the development said, “Though it may seem like there is a lot of time for 2019, the party is already planning it’s strategy and in that regard there was a unanimous decision that Modiji will be getting a glass of water from the Dead Sea.”

When questioned about the significance of getting the water and how it would help BJP win election, the source said, “Congress party and especially Rahul Gandhi played an important part in BJP’s sweeping victory in 2014. Everybody knows that Congress party is losing relevance and there is apprehension among BJP leaders that if Congress party sinks, it would be difficult for a win in 2019. Someone told me that it’s impossible to sink in the Dead Sea. So we asked Modiji to bring along a glass of water to keep the party afloat.”

“A small glass should suffice, given that there is hardly anything left of them,” he added.

Our reporter also spoke to Amit Shah, who all along had been screaming and making promises of having a ‘Congress Mukt Bharat’. Mr. Shah said that his call for ‘Mukti from Congress’ could also be categorized as a jumla just like the previous promises he made in his election speeches.