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PICS: Who all turned up to bid at auction of Modi's suit

19, Feb 2015 By indianpsycho

Modi’s pinstripe monogrammed suit that he wore during his meeting with Obama, is being auctioned, the proceeds of which will go to ‘Clean Ganga’ project. Faking News brings to you some of the popular celebs who turned for auctions and their reasons for buying it:

Kiran Bedi: She will write Modi govt’s achievements on inner portion of the suit (becuase the outside portion already has NaMo NaMo written) and carry it during prime time debates.

“Now I will replace this file with the suit.”
“Now I will replace this file with the suit.”

Kumar Vishwas: Even though ToI has apologized for wrongly quoting price of the suit as 10 lakh, Kumar Vishwas is hell bent to prove that it is worth 10 lakh only as he and other AAP leaders had claimed. He will prove it by buying it for same or more amount.

“We will use AAP donations”
“We will use AAP donations”

Mani Shankar Aiyar: He wants to show a chaiwala his true place and use that suit as a pochha in his house.

“He has no aukaat in front of Gandhis”
“He has no aukaat in front of Gandhis”

Sushma Swaraj: She is still hopeful of getting an onsite opportunity and wants to use the time to stitch an appropriate suit on the lines of this suit, and replace it with her shawl.

“I also want to get an opportunity to wave like this at Airport some day”
“I also want to get an opportunity to wave like this at Airport some day”

Uddhav Thackeray: Not having damaged any public property, buses etc, for so long, he and Shiv Sainiks would get down to destroying this suit completely.

“I will use this sword.”
“I will use this sword.”

Hafiz Saeed: He will show this suit to budding terrorists in Pakistan and J&K, along with fake videos of atrocities on Muslims in India.

“Yeh us darinde ka suit hai”
Yeh us darinde ka suit hai

Mallika Sherawat: Having failed to get a response from Modi earlier, she has decided to settle for his suit and intends to marry it.

“Modi ji’s suit is so sexy. I want to make love to it.”
“Modi ji’s suit is so sexy. I want to make love to it.”

Sagarika Ghose: She wants to buy it and stitch some Muslim name in at least half portion of that suit.

“There should be secularism and religion equality everywhere, even on a suit.”
“There should be secularism and religion equality everywhere, even on a suit.”