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Modi dares Kejriwal for Ice Bucket Challenge, AAP sees conspiracy to worsen Kejriwal's coughing

21, Aug 2014 By idiot420

New Delhi. After taking ALS Ice Bucket Challenge earlier today, Prime Minister Narendra Modi challenged his political opponents Arvind Kejriwal, Rahul Gandhi, and senior BJP leader Lal Krishna Advani to take the chilling bath.

While Rahul and Advani are yet to respond, Aam Aadmi Party has declared the challenge as a political conspiracy to bring back party supremo’s chronic cough problem, which he got rid off recently after a marathon effort.

Arvind Kejriwal
Kejriwal practicing for Ice Bucket Challenge in cold river water.

“It shows how cruel a person Mudi is!!” said a furious Ashutosh making scathing attack on the Prime Minister, “He was well aware of Arvind’s condition, and despite that he did this. It reflects his ill intentions. Daring Kejriwal to take this challenge is like challenging to paint Taj Mahal with black paint!”

Ashutosh  further alleged that Modi wanted to wipe out all his opponents.

“By choosing ice, he has proved that he is doing cold blooded murder,” Ashutosh claimed, after which everyone started replying to him on Twitter.

However, in spite of fellow party members’ concerns, Arvind Kejriwal is unperturbed by the possible outcome of accepting the challenge, and has announced to take the dare at Ramlila Maidan on Saturday afternoon.

“I am not going to back off, nahi toh bhaiyon yeh mujhe phir bhagoda bolenege,” the AAP supremo announced, “No matter what happens to me, I will do it for my country, for Swaraj, and also for raising awareness about corruption.”

“I have already sacrificed a lot for India, and compare to all those this Ice Bucket Challenge is nothing. Dil diya hai jaan bhi denge, ai watan tere liye,” Kejriwal said, sending his supporters in frenzy.

Sources tell Faking News that AAP is planning to use this opportunity for to convert the Ice Bucket Challenge in India as another hashtag for the party, apart from attracting media attention.

“On Saturday at Ramlila Maidan, not only Kejriwal, but hundreds of AAP supporter will also be taking up the challenge to show solidarity with their leader,” disclosed a source close to party inner circle, “This time they don’t want Kejriwal to cough alone, they are ready to feel the same pain.”

Meanwhile, to prevent Rahul Gandhi from side effects of ice-bath, many Congress leaders have offered to accept Modi’s challenge on his behalf.