New Delhi. Thoroughly confused whom to announce their Chief Ministerial candidate for the Delhi assembly elections, BJP has now turned to Mallika Sherawat for help.
Elections in Delhi are due on 4th of December and BJP has failed to put forward their CM candidate till now, although they announced a PM candidate even though no one knows the exact dates of the next general elections.
While Vijay Goel was largely expected to lead the campaign for BJP, the name of Harshvardhan has also cropped up in recent days. Several party members have also asked for a new face to counter Sheila Dixit and Arvind Kejriwal.
Explaining the rationale behind seeking Mallika’s help, Mr. Gadkari said, “She is gaining valuable experience of selecting a winner out of so many losers on the set of Bachelorette India; this will come in handy as our task is hardly any different.”
“She has had super success with triangular love stories like Murder and we have a triangular love story, sorry, triangular contest in Delhi this time around,” he added.
Insisting that no one knew Delhi better than Mallika, Gadkari further said, “She has even done a film with Delhi in the title (Kismat Love Paisa Delhi), and she’d from neighboring Haryana. I think she knows the pulse of Delhi.”
Mallika Sherawat, who is currently busy selecting a match for herself on the show “The Bachelorette India – Mere Khayalon ki Mallika“, will take a few days off from the show to help out Mr. Gadkari.
Speaking to Faking News, Mallika said, “Yes, I am going to select the BJP CM candidate for Delhi. I can’t refuse to help out a fellow party member of Modi ji. As you know I really love and respect Modi ji. I even sang a very nice birthday song for Modi ji’s birthday, wait I will sing it again for you.”
At this point we hurriedly interrupted her before she could start singing and asked her whether this could mean that her reality show could briefly go off air. She said that her producers had provisioned for this.
“We are planning to use some clips from Rakhi Ka Swayamvar, where Rakhi Sawant will not be visible. No one will be able to tell a difference as hardly anyone watches the show for the contestants,” a member of the production team said.
“It is like using some clips of Narendra Modi’s speech from earlier rallies and claiming they were from a newer rally. No one will complain and notice,” the crew member tried to explain.
As per sources, Mallika is planning several tests to check the ability of the leaders aspiring to be the CM of Delhi. A close aide of Mallika told us, “First Mallika ji will check their looks and see who has greater charisma. Shortlisted candidates will watch all of Mallika’s films with her so that we can test their patience, a very important characteristic for a politician.”
Meanwhile, when asked if she will help out Congress and select their PM candidate, Mallika replied “Oh no, Congress already has a queen, they don’t need this Mallika to make a decision.”