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Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal to join AAP

18, Nov 2015 By @jurnoleast

New Delhi: After pulling out of the 2016 presidential race, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has said that he is all set to get back to his roots.

Meet AAP's newest member, Bobby Jindal
Meet AAP’s newest member, Bobby Jindal

Speaking to Faking News he said, “I realized that it isn’t really my time and by opting out of the 2016 presidential race I had just taken a u-turn. I am a Punjabi, felt like going back to India and being with ‘my people’. There couldn’t have been a better party than AAP for me to further my political ambition.”

Sources close to Bobby Jindal say that the ex-President hopeful has been feeling ‘home sick’ for quite some time and many saw his latest move coming. “He has been behaving a little weird lately. A few days back he was singing ‘chitti aayi hai’ at Times Square. The cops took him aside for questioning and only when he said that he was the Governor, did they let him off with a warning.”

AAP Chief Arvind Kejriwal has welcomed Bobby Jindal’s decision to join the party and said, “So many people have left the party in the last few years that we were desperate for someone to join us. Arre Bobby Jindal kya, Agar Bobby Darling bhi hota toh hum usko party mein include karte.”

It is not clear when the formal announcement of Mr. Jindal’s induction will be made by the party but the spokesperson for the party says that its ‘work in progress’.

“We have asked Bobby Jindal to complete the joining formalities like submitting his last drawn salary slip, his original school and college leaving certificates. Once the documents are verified we will make a formal announcement,” said Raghav Chaddha, spokesperson for the party.

Meanwhile, some party members opposed Bobby Jindals inclusion in the party. “Ek party mein do Kumar Vishwas nahi ho sakte. Kitna confusion ho jata hai,” said a member of the party referring to the uncanny resemblance between Bobby Jindal and Kumar Vishwas.