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Kejriwal went to Bangalore to learn Sign Language, to escape future stings: Sources

21, Mar 2015 By manithan

Bengaluru: Aam Aadmi Party chief and Chief Minister of Delhi, Shri Arvind Kejriwal, was in the city for treatment for Jindal Hospital. While unreliable sources reveal that he went there for medical treatment, trusted sources reveal that he was there for some other reason.

Highly placed sources, who were in terrace of hospital, passed us several interesting information about stay of Kejriwal there. One such source said, “Kejriwal came here on first week of March along with his parents and was staying here for the past two weeks. The news reports and even the hospital’s medical bulletin reveals that Kejriwal came to Jindal hospital for sugar treatment. But, it is all fabrications. The truth is, Kejriwal checked in here to learn ‘Sign Language’. The photos that they display in newspapers of Kejriwal doing stuffs here is nothing but learning the sign language.”

When we asked about the reason for Sign Learning, another source, which was standing next to our primary source, said, “Kejriwalji is wary of getting caught in stings. He is now scared of each and every AAP volunteer and member. He is avoiding to talk in mobile phones nowadays. He is asking for thorough check of people visiting him. But, how many days can he continue like this? So, he has decided to learn sign language and will be using that sign language to communicate with people who will meet him in future. He is said to have told his tutor that ‘Henceforth I will sign and sign, but not resign’.”

Our Faking News team along with experts have deciphered the step-by-step training given to Kejriwal in Jindal’s hospital here. Our sources affirm that Kejriwal will discuss with anyone who comes to meet him only using these signs:

First, nose is being fine tuned to catch any 'sting' probability. This medicine can help Kejriwal find out anyone with camera or recorder by its smell. If found, Kejriwal will show the door(refer the 6th pic)
First, nose is being fine tuned to catch any ‘sting’ probability. This medicine can help Kejriwal find out anyone with camera or recorder by its smell. If found, Kejriwal will show the door(refer the 6th pic)

After the smelling part, then the sign language will start. This sign is to denote the person that
After the smelling part, then the sign language will start. This sign is to denote the person that “Let the discussion flow, but I will not hear a single word of it”. This means he is not interested to hear him. Will be used for party dissenters.

This sign is to persuade the person to stretch the limits of the discussion & look beyond what is in hands, i.e., announce freebies and look at Modi's hands for funds.
This sign is to persuade the person to stretch the limits of the discussion & look beyond what is in hands, i.e., announce freebies and look at Modi’s hands for funds.

This sign will be used to denote the person that the discussion is more Left than Right. Now, the direction of discussion will turn from Left to somewhat Right.
This sign will be used to denote the person that the discussion is more Left than Right. Now, the direction of discussion will turn from Left to somewhat Right.

This is to bring the topic back from Right to Left. See how the Left Knee is bent upwards to symbolize that Left. The usage of alternate hand-leg is to stress the alternate form of politics that he practices.
This is to bring the topic back from Right to Left. See how the Left Knee is bent upwards to symbolize that Left. The usage of alternate hand-leg is to stress the alternate form of politics that he practices.

This is 'showing the door' to the person, if Kejriwal is not happy with the discussion. The person should immediately leave.
This is ‘showing the door’ to the person, if Kejriwal is not happy with the discussion. The person should immediately leave.

This is the final sign. When he does this, it means that the discussion is over, he is fine with the discussion and the person can leave.
This is the final sign. When he does this, it means that the discussion is over, he is fine with the discussion and the person can leave.