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How politicians are preparing for International Yoga Day

04, Jun 2015 By @jurnoleast

Its International Yoga Day on 21st June and its expected to be the largest Yoga event on the planet. Indian politicians are not to be left behind, many of who intend to participate in the event. Faking News reporter met with some politicians to find out about their preparation and which asanas they intend to perform on the big day.

Nitin Gadkari

Although doctors have advised him not to perform any difficult yoga pose and get himself in a twist, but that hasn’t dampened his spirits.

Nitin Gadkari showing off his Yoga skills
Nitin Gadkari showing off his Yoga skills

HD Deve Gowda

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that HD Deve Gowda will be performing his favorite yoga pose, Shavasana. We hope someone wakes him up after the event is over.

HD Deve Gowda can perform Shavasana even when sitting on a chair
HD Deve Gowda can perform Shavasana even when sitting on a chair

Members of Janata Parivar

They are so used to holding hands together, that members of Janta Parivar have reached a consensus that they will perform Vrikshasana

Political rally or yoga event this is how they pose
Political rally or yoga event this is how they pose

Arvind Kejriwal

Considering the number of U-turns he’s taken, he is sure to consider taking one on the Yoga mat too. It’s Urdhva Dhanurasana for the Delhi CM.

Urdhva Dhanurasana for Mr. U Turn
Urdhva Dhanurasana for Mr. U Turn

Rahul Gandhi

Congress party has already made it clear that the event is just another photo op, however Rahul Gandhi is expected to be part of the event. Not sure of the pose initially, he will be performing Shirsasana, which was suggested by some senior congress leaders because it increases blood flow…to the brain

Will the upside down pose help him see the world straight
Will the upside down pose help him see the world straight

and finally….

Jayalalitha

When Jayalalitha performs yoga, she just stands straight. Its her followers who go into Suryanamaskar

Jayalalitha doesnt need Yoga, her supporters do it for her
Jayalalitha doesnt need Yoga, her supporters do it for her