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Fucking awesome! Rahul Gandhi rides a bicycle on Delhi roads

20, Oct 2009 By Pagal Patrakar

New Delhi. The union of India saw delirious scenes yesterday when Rahul Gandhi, a smart and young politician, was seen cycling on the roads of the national capital. The citizens forgot their miseries for a while when they saw the Yuvraaj of Congress, as Rahul is fondly addressed by many, beautifully balancing the two rolling wheels of the vehicle interconnected with a polygon shaped maze of aluminum rods.

“It was fucking awesome! He was looking sooooooo cute! He is so admirable. People have forgotten the importance of cycling and all they do these days is to pedal some silly cycles in some gym. I’m sure Rahul wanted to send out this message to the world. His message has such an impact as dimples are formed on his cheek. Oh my god!” Rupesh Pant, a JNU student said.

Awesome! God level! Mast hai!
Awesome! God level! Mast hai!

Rahul wore a blue T-shirt and red shorts, while sporting dark glasses. Experts believe that Rahul was again sending out a message to the world that red and blue could co-exist. In the USA, red color is used for Republicans while blue color is used for Democrats. Taking a cue, a national Hindi news channel of India declared Rahul as the Obama of India.

Rahul had gone out on this bicycle ride in the morning yesterday, and by the evening people were convinced that he had all the capabilities of leading India. It was established beyond doubt that he inspired confidence and hope among the common citizens of India.

“At a time when people in Delhi were scared to venture out on roads due to open manholes and drains, Congress leader has inspired confidence and dispelled these fears among the citizens. These are the kind of leaders India needs today. I am full of hope. Even companies like Avon and Hero have expressed hope that the incident would push up sales of their products.” Pramod Sharma, a leading journalist said.

But detractors of Rahul Gandhi didn’t miss even this opportunity to malign him. Samajwadi Party leader Amar Singh claimed that whatever Rahul did was not new as Mulayam Singh Yadav had been riding bicycle for ages. For once, even Mayawati seemed to take the same line as Samajwadi Party leaders and accused Rahul Gandhi of creating ‘nuisance’.

“Yuvraaj of Congress was not wearing any helmet even though he rode a racing cycle on a busy Delhi road. There were no knee caps as well. It’s his habit to ignore security measures as he has been doing the same all through his trips in the UP villages. I hope that the Delhi traffic police, if they are not anti-dalit, send him a challan for this behavior.” Mayawati said.

Congress has trashed all such claims and accused the rival parties of being jealous of the rising popularity of Rahul Gandhi.

Pagal Patrakar