Delhi: Defending ‘U-turn’ remarks made by Congress, BJP on Thursday released a booklet named ‘Laws of U turn’ which presents a scientific approach supporting U-turns taken by the government in the last 180 days.
The booklet which is designed by HRD minister Smriti Irani consists of 3 laws of U-turn.
“We have already proved that BJP is going in the right direction using Astrology and Numerology. Now, we have come up with a much stronger proof with scientific explanation. According to first law of U-turns, all our U-turns are nullified and it is proved that we are in the right direction,” said Hariram Pandey, a local BJP leader from Delhi.
Laws of U-turn (as explained in booklet)
First Law: Any two consecutive U-turns will negate each other and put the party in right direction.
Second Law: The magnitude of U-turn is directly proportional to strength (amplitude) of Modi wave and inversely proportional to Rahul Gandhi’s mental stability.
U = A * (M / R)
U = Magnitude of U turn A = Adani constant
M = Modi wave’s amplitude R = Rahul Gandhi’s mental stability
Third Law: For every promise in manifesto, there is an equal and opposite U-turn.
The laws of U-turn (tag #LawsOfUturn) were seen trending in Twitter.
“I dedicate my new invention #LawsOfUturn to my professors in Yale university,” tweeted Smriti Irani.
“I am the first to predict that Smriti madam will discover #LawsOfUturn. I dedicate my prediction to Budha grah,” tweeeted BJP MP Ramesh Pokhriayal.
“Our 132 U-turns after Maharashtra elections are now nullified. Thank you Smriti ji.#LawOfUturn,” tweeted Uddhav Thackarey
“Govt should submit all derivations of #LawOfUturn to SC by Saturday,” tweeted Supreme Court
“We will submit all derivations in sealed cover.#LawOfUturn,” tweeted Arun Jaitley in response to Supreme Court.
“Can some one invent Laws of match fixing too?” tweeted Srinivasan
“#LawsOfUturn. Are you serious? ” tweeted Robert Vadra.
“Smriti Irani stole my next movie’s script. #LawsOfUturn,” tweeted Christopher Nolan.