Congress leader Khurshid Ahmed Saiyed, who earlier today claimed that Indian Muhjahideen was not a terrorist organization and just a sectarian outfit, has now released a few pictures to corroborate his claims. Faking News brings you to them:
Like normal humans, they care for their safety. Hence carry guns wherever they go.
They are against child labour in cracker factories and make their own bombs for Diwali and other festivals. This proves they are secular too.
Like normal humans, they too are sensitive to air pollution in the country, hence wear face masks. And when they protest for rising pollution levels in Delhi, they get arrested. So Sad!
They believe in the corporate mentality of working hard and partying harder. Their parties begin in afternoon itself.
They too get irritated when Tata Sky connection goes during rains and express their exasperation like many others.
They are voracious readers, in fact complete bookworms. However due to lack of equal opportunities in India, have to read in places like these as can’t afford Library subscription. A huge blow to Modi's 'Sabka saath, sabka vikas"