Christchurch. Just as the news of RSS being attacked by Media for questioning Mother Teresa went viral, Pakistan cricket captain Misbah-ul-Haq who was facing flak from all quarters for his insipid leadership in the ongoing world cup, requested RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat to target him as well.
Misbah was reportedly recovering from the shock of ex-teammate Shoaib Akhtar blasting him on TV, when this idea to take help of RSS struck him.
“Opposition by RSS guarantees instant stardom, something that Shoaib Akhtar’s outburst failed to do for me. I am sure once RSS criticizes me, not only Indian media but even entire Pakistan will become sympathetic for me and instead put RSS and their PM Modi in the dock for poor showing of Pakistan cricket team,” Misbah explained why he is seeking criticism from RSS.
“And inshallah if all goes well, following this, some experts in Pak may even find RAW’s hand in my captaincy, thereby acquitting me completely of any wrong doing,” hoped a visibly excited Misbah.
Misbah is aware that being a Muslim and Pakistani, he has already cleared the first hurdle of getting some support from Indian Media, but knows that stage has not come where in they take a stand on whom to support when a Muslim is bashed by a fellow Muslim (Shoaib in this case).
“So the angle of RSS questioning me will surely get Media in both the countries on my side,” Misbah reasoned.
However Misbah knows he may not be attacked by RSS, until he indulges in some religious conversion.
“”For that I am already taking tips from Ahmad Shahzad (expert at converting opposition players on field) who is teaching me the art of convincing opposition players to embrace Islam, while the match is on,” Misbah revealed.
“I am sure if I do it successfully on field and also manage to win that match for Pakistan, my attempt at Muslim evangelism would be ignored and I would become noble soul for eternity,” Misbah told Faking News.