New Delhi. In a shocking development that has again raised question marks over the security preparation in the CWG village, a Mani Shakar Aiyar was found in the area giving nightmares to the members of the Organizing Committee. Officials were tight lipped on how the Aiyar might have sneaked into the village, but they didn’t rule out any conspiracy behind the development.
“I have ordered a full inquiry into the incident,” Suresh Kalmadi, Chairman of the CWG Organizing Committee said, “But I believe this is a conspiracy. We are trying to ascertain if there is any link between the earlier appearance of a snake and now a Mani Shankar Aiyar in the village.”
The recovered Aiyar has been taken into custody by the Delhi police and is being examined by a team of doctors, snake-charmers, patriots, and some baba (godman).
“We are trying to find out if Mani Shankar Aiyar is a ichchhadhari saanp (shape-shifting snake) and whether it was Mani himself who had taken shape of mosquitoes, monkeys, dogs and snakes in the CWG village earlier to defame Kalmadi Sir,” said Kallu Maharaj, the godman.
Police have not yet released any pictures of the captured Aiyar, but it is believe to be belonging to the same phylum, which had started bad-mouthing the Commonwealth Games a few months back. Media, including organizations like Faking News and Channel 7, were strictly kept out of the area where Aiyar was being questioned.
“Yes, I assure you that it’s a Mani Shankar Aiyar that we have captured,” confirmed Kalmadi, but refused to divulge more details.
Sources tell us that after initial examination, the Aiyar could be sent to the Congress high command for further “treatment” and ascertaining “penalty” for the sabotage of the games, even though officials in the Delhi government and the CWG OC are not giving out any details.
Meanwhile another well-known Mani Shankar Aiyar, who is currently “hell out of the country” in London (the capital of the commonwealth of the nations) for the duration of the games, has refused to believe the reports of an Aiyar being found in the CWG village.
“Kalmadi is a bloody liar,” Mani Shankar Aiyar said.