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Impressed with skills of Indigo ground staff WWF offers wrestling contract

08, Nov 2017 By @jurnoleast

After video of an Indigo ground staff wrestling with a passenger and pinning him to the ground went viral on social media, the World Wrestling Federation wasted no time in offering a lucrative contract to the staffer seen in the video.

Speaking to Faking News Chairman and CEO Vince MacMahon said, “At WWF we are constantly on the lookout for talent from across the world. India is an important market for us. Look how well Khali, Jinder Mahal and Kavita Devi are doing for themselves. So when I saw the video, I had absolutely no doubt in my mind that we have found a star.”

“In just a few seconds he pinned the passenger to the ground. I mean it is not easy even for professional wrestlers to pull off something like this. I’d say this guy us wasting his talent here,” he added.

Mr. MacMahon is also planning to fly down to Indian next month to hire more talent.

The aforementioned Indigo staffer was not available for comment, but few from other airlines were happy that their talent is finally being recognized. “Never wrestled with any passenger but I can pick up luggage double my size and hurl it on the conveyor belt with one hand. I guess that should count as talent,” said a ground staff working with Air India.