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Impressed by his cheap sms sent to women, filmmaker offers RK Pachauri a job as dialogue writer for Mastizaade sequel

11, Feb 2016 By @jurnoleast

New Delhi: Bealeagured Executive Vice-Chairman of TERI RK Pachauri, who may again face uncertainty over his tenure, has finally some hope of putting his skills to some good use.

The new recruit for Mastizaade sequel
The new recruit for Mastizaade sequel

Bollywood director and writer Milap Milan Zaveri has roped in the climate scientist to write dialogues for the next installment of porn-com Mastizaade.

Speaking to Faking News Mr. Zaveri said, “Although the dialogues of Mastizaade were appreciated by the audience, I thought we could have done better. When I read some of the messages Mr. Pachauri sent to his colleagues and I must say it was very impressive. I was shocked when someone said he is a climate scientist.”

The director also revealed that he met the scientist a couple of days back to convince him about writing for movies. “I told him he was wasting his time with the climate and environment stuff. The porn-com scene is exploding and there is a dearth of talented people like him,” said Mr. Zaveri.

Apparently, the filmmaker has already finalized the cast of his next film, Grand Mastizaade, which will hit the floors in a few months.

RK Pachauri who refrained from speaking to the media since the allegations against him went public, opened up to our reporter Deepa Sinha and said that he was happy he had something to look forward to.

“Most people are not aware that I have written a sex novel called Return to Almora. So I am not new to this genre. I am looking forward to Grand Mastizaade and have already written a few dialogues. In fact, I am also open to acting in the movie. If all goes as planned, you can watch me doing a few scenes with Sunny Leone,” he said with a grin, as he asked our reporter for her contact number, to share a few lines he had thought of.