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Donald Trump wins Virar Primary, promises to build a wall to prevent Andheri commuters from getting into Virar local

16, Mar 2016 By @jurnoleast

Mumbai: Republican front-runner Donald Trump has added another feather to his cap by winning the Virar Primary by defeating local Republican candidate from Virar and Nalasopara.

Donald Trump gets a taste of Virar local
Donald Trump gets a taste of Virar local

Speaking to his supporters he said, “I am an American citizen but I am aware of the violence that happens each day in Virar bound local trains. That violence is no different to what happens in my rally. I am also a victim like you guys. But once we are through with the elections, I promise to rid you of all your commuting woes.”

“Just like I promised Americans that I’d build a wall along Mexican border, I promise to build a wall for you guys to prevent commuters from Borivali, Andheri and Bandra from getting into Virar local during rush hour time,” he screamed as his supporters in Virar broke out into a spontaneous applause.