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CAG calculates 300 crores loss due to Abhishek Manu Singhvi sex CD

20, Apr 2012 By Pagal Patrakar

New Delhi. Crucial man-hours were wasted in the last couple of days as the nation debated and searched for a sex CD allegedly involving Congress spokesman Abhishek Manu Singhvi, a CAG report has pointed out.

With the CD being a total disappointment to the porn seekers, CAG has estimated a loss of at least 300 crore rupees to the GDP (Gross Domestic Product) in the current fiscal that has just started.

“What one got (the leaked CD) was far less in value than what was lost (working hours) as thousands of people indulged in such activity during weekday,” the CAG report pointed out, “With the CD being an apology for a porn clip and Abhishek Manu Singhvi being not that great a personality in the Indian politics, we have arrived at a figure of 301 core rupees as losses.”

Abhishek Manu Singhvi
No, this is not a still from the alleged sex CD, but many find it better.

When asked if the methodology adopted by CAG accounted for the possibility that the sexual act, which was morphed but consensual at the same time according to reports, could have been a ‘casting couch’ for appointments in courts, CAG official said that such interpretations were not the job of the office of CAG.

“We just come up with numbers,” he said, “And it was a pretty disappointing CD that was over 12 minutes long.”

CAG report claimed that thousands of working hours, which included night shift in IT companies and news channels, were wasted as people searched for, uploaded, downloaded, shared, and deleted the sex clip that showed a man, allegedly Abhishek Manu Singhvi, gyrating his head and kurta.

“Seriously man, it was pathetic!” Anirudh, one of those who wasted working hours to see the CD, told Faking News, “There better be a political and corruption angle to it else I’d never get those 12 minutes of my life back! Even Indian Censor Board will give the clip a ‘U’ or ‘U/A’ rating.”