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Boy, who hates pets, buys a dog to have an excuse to walk with opposite door girl during morning pet walks

05, Dec 2017 By RT

Mumbai. A boy of 22, recently bought a dog to have an excuse to walk with the  opposite door girl during morning pet walks. The dog costed him his two months’ full salary, it is learnt by Faking News.

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“The girl gets out of home only twice in a day, for morning pet walks and late evening bed walks. While I won’t be able to have any excuse to walk alongside her during the evening walks, I can do that in the mornings with the help of a pet. Though I hate pets and don’t know how to be with pets, I bought a good looking pet dog and have hired a pet trainer to train me on how to be with pets” the boy told Faking News.

“When this guy called me, looking for a pet trainer, I thought it is yet another routine assignment. Now, it is an interesting task for me. I am training the boy and not the pet. But, I must have to admit that training pets is a lot easier compared to training pet owners. The pets never ask any questions. Another strange behaviour is that the boy keeps asking more questions about how to be with girls and not much about how to be with pets” the pet trainer told Faking News.

“I first heard a barking sound from the opposite home. Then, there were two sounds, one of them like a boy emulating a dog’s barking. Then there were 3 distinct sounds. It’s more like someone teaching the boy how to bark and the dog following the two of them. I am not worried but I am freaked out with the mental health of the boy living opposite door” the girl told Faking News.

The boy has taken a personal loan to pay for the trainer and there already arised a dispute between the two, as to who walks the dog in the morning, it is learnt by Faking News.