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BJP MLAs to auction the porn clip that they were viewing

09, Feb 2012 By Pagal Patrakar

Bangalore. After reports of unprecedented curiosity and demand for the porn clip that they were caught viewing in the state assembly, BJP MLAs have decided to sell the four minute video clip to the highest bidder in a public auction. The three MLAs, earlier ministers in the cabinet, claim that they were auctioning the clip as part of a charity, and they will donate the money to “needy” people.

“We will give the money to an organization called Naughty Karnataka catering to the needs of 40-year-old virgins,” said CC Patil, one of the MLAs caught viewing the porn clip.

Porn in Assembly
Everyone wants to have a piece of this porn

Patil informed that earlier the trio had thought of donating the money to a local engineering college, where they thought the needy people resided, but they later changed their minds after accessing the campus DC++ – a file sharing client for a local network.

“They might be needy but they have all the resources,” Patil claimed about the engineering college students, “But let me tell you – nobody on the campus had the clip that we saw!”

The three MLAs hope that the public auction will bring in millions, maybe billions of rupees, given everyone has been talking about it for the past two days. However legal experts point out that selling pornographic material could land the trio in trouble as it’s illegal under the Indian law.

“We will auction them from inside the state assembly,” Laxman Savadi, another MLA accused of watching porn in assembly, disclosed the master plan, “State Assemblies and the Parliament enjoy certain privileges and we can’t be prosecuted in a civil court for what we did inside the Karnataka Assembly!”

BJP MLAs claim that they had also consulted A Raja to have a proper auction. “This will be better than the 2G spectrum auction, and the winner can be assured of being delivered the clip as no court can cancel this auction!” Laxman claimed.

Sources say that A Raja had suggested “First Come, First Serve” policy for giving away the porn clip, but the BJP MLAs decided against following this policy, which they thought was too obscene even from their standards.

The MLAs are hopeful of getting support of their own party as well as the Congress party as the end beneficiaries are 40-year-old virgins. Both the parties have such members, the MLAs claim.