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7 things that last longer than 2014 General Elections

05, Mar 2014 By indianpsycho

1. ND Tiwari: Veteran congress philanderer leader ND Tiwari even at an age of 89 can last for much longer than the average duration for which a man can. He can give a run for their money to anyone from the younger lot and can even last longer that election period. Salman Khurshid can vouch for that and his high potency levels.

2. Aamir Khan’s deliberation process: The time Aamir Khan takes to deliberate upon anything in his day to day life is nowhere close to any duration that ECI can come up with. Aamir once went without sleep for 60 days after he failed to decide which night suit should he wear. Aamir has requested ECI to extend its duration further by a year or two so that he has sufficient time on his hand to make up his mind for which party should he vote for.

Lok Sabha elections
How long will the battle last?

3. Ads: Ads between films, award shows etc on Indian entertainment channels last for so long at times that one can travel abroad on a long holiday and still come back in time before they end.

4. Ashutosh Gowarikar’s films: Ashutosh Gowarikar has earned the reputation of making films that last longer than Shahid Kapoor film’s stay at box office. Viewers are often advised to come with heir suitcases and stuff to watch a movie made by the marathon director.

5. Indian team without a victory on an overseas tour: Indian cricket team can challenge ECI when it comes to remaining winless on any overseas tour. They have time and again lasted longer without any win on a tour abroad.

6. Arnab Goswami’s statement: The verbal superhero has within the realms of his superpowers to come with a sentence which can last much longer than the election schedule. He may unleash it any moment now to take on ECI’s challenge.

7. AAP’s government: Even a government formed by AAP has the ability to last longer than 39 day long period of elections. There govt in Delhi lasted for 49 days. If voted to power again they have promised to go a step further and are targeting to last around 60 days.