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2G verdict effect: Gabbar Singh, Mogambo, Shakaal surrender before court hoping for acquittal 

22, Dec 2017 By @jurnoleast

A day after all accused in 2G scam were let off by the court, a group of Bollywood villains led by Gabbar Singh have surrendered hoping that they too would find the verdict in their favor.

The entire consortium of Bollywood bad guys led by Gabbar were seen outside the court with their lawyer. Mogambo, Shakaal, Kesariya Vilayati, Dr. Dang and others were seen smiling at the cameras and flashing the victory sign.

Sources say that immediately after the 2G verdict, the Empowered Group of Villains got into a huddle and reached a consensus that this was the best time to surrender.

“Everyone calls us criminals but actually we are not. I can prove it with my Zero Crime Theory,” said Mogambo.

Gabbar’s right-hand Sambha spoke to our reporter about the surrender and said, “It’s not easy being a villain. Demonetization almost killed our business because most of the money we collected from villagers were in the form of 500 and 1000 rupee notes.”

“Also, no one seems to be scared of us these days. PM’s address to the nation instills more fear than Gabbar’s name. Not to mention how competitive the business of extortion has become with preschools and hospitals doing better than us,” he added.

The villains were confident that although the proceedings could take almost a decade, they’d eventually be let off.

When questioned about the possibility of higher courts convicting them, dreaded gangster Bulla of Gunda fame said, “We will hire the best lawyer to fight for us. Ab sab kuch hoga khullam khulla,” he said while erupting in a diabolical laughter.

Our reporter spoke to Ram Jethmalani to find out if he’d fight for bollywood baddies but he refused to speak much and said, “I have retired now. But honestly speaking, seeing so many criminals in one place is very tempting.”