Recently, business tycoon Vijay Mallya was arrested by the British police, this time in a case of money laundering. But Vijay Mallya got bail even before reporters could reach him. It’s the second time when Vijay Mallya has got arrested and bail at the same time. Survey conducted in IITs and NITs says that engineering students on an average take more time in bathing than Vijay Mallya takes in getting bail.
M S Dhoni is famous for getting bails the moment ball touches his hand gloves. Same things are now being said about Mr. Mallya that he can get bail the moment police touches him to arrest. And that is one of the reasons behind London university awarding Vijay Mallya with a new name, blitzkrieg.
Survey conducted at IITs and NITs says the students spend 3 minutes per week in washroom for bathing and 50 minutes for unknown reasons. Vijay Mallya took 1 min 23 seconds from getting arrested to bail hence beating engineering students’ bath time with a considerable margin.
Faking News reporter spoke to the student union head of NIT Bhopal, Mr. Santosh Pachauri, final year student from past six years. Sources say Santosh Pachauri last bathed on 16th May 2014 when BJP won the Lok Sabha election and he lost the bet to his friend. Santosh Pachauri said “Look cleanliness is a state of mind, if you think you are clean then you are clean. I support save water, and that’s why I even drink neat.”
Saving time by not bathing is becoming a trend among engineers. Is this the only way they can save time and if it is then are they doing anything constructive out of it?