Washington: US has gone ahead and declared on behalf of UN that it has run out of options on containing North Korea’s nuclear program. Soon they are going to handover the matter to Pentagon team to teach the ‘rocket man’ of North Korea a lesson. United nations which has been keeping quiet till now decided to take the matter in to its own hands.
In its strongest statement while intervening on this matter United Nations said, “Nobody has authority to talk or speculate on behalf of them. We have NOT run out of options. Newly appointed special envoy to secretary general of UN, Mr. Baba Siddiqui is yet to talk to both the presidents”.
“Looking at his past record, we are confident soon we will see Trump hugging Kim in some party which UN will take full responsibility to arrange. Just wait and watch how things will unfold in next few days”, said the spokesperson to secretary general of UN.
We have no right to doubt on Baba Siddique’s potential because his past performance speaks for itself. UN appointing him as special envoy enforces the believe his well-wishers possess about him, “This Baba can solve any case”.
However, everyone appreciates the challenge Baba has on his plate now. The war of words between Trump and Kim is refusing to die. When Trump has called Kim as ‘madman’ for his threat to explode hydrogen bomb over Pacific Ocean, Mr. Kim has reciprocated by branding Trump as ‘Mentally deranged’ and ‘Dotard’. Whole world is eagerly waiting to see how Baba will crack the fight between two kindergarten kids (as Russia terms their fight) who have nuclear capability.
Baba Siddique’s close friend Ramesh Jhunjhunwala who has attended all his Iftar parties is excited with the new appointment. “Our market which suffered 450 points crash last Friday due to North Korea-US standoff, has a good chance of bouncing back on Monday. I will not be surprised if Baba solves this case before Diwali”, said Jhunjhunwala, who is among top investors in India.