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Struggling actor changes his name to Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789 after numerologist’s advice

17, Aug 2016 By Sandeep Kadian

Mumbai: Even though an actor changing their names after numerologists’ advice is nothing new, a Bollywood actor has still managed to shock everyone when he changed his name after his numerologist’s advice. The actor will now be known as Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789.

Numerology
F*** You Shakespeare, Everything is in a name!

Generally, Bollywood celebs are just dropping or adding a vowel or two to their names but Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789 has gone the full distance in a bid to revive his career. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789 has done 3 films so far and apart from the censor board, nobody else has seen them.

Speaking to Faking News, the actor said,”I knew I needed help after my 3rd film flopped in a row. Now I am an atheist so I can’t go to any God for help. Therefore, I looked up this very popular numerologist and decided to ask him for help. He gave me various options for my name, for 1 hit film, for 5 hit films, for National Award and lastly this one, for becoming the biggest superstar ever. I am a very ambitious guy and I didn’t want to settle for anything less than becoming a superstar so I chose Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789 as my name.”

“Some people may joke about it but this just shows my dedication to my acting career. Hopefully some top directors will notice my dedication and sign me up for their films”, the actor added.

When we asked him whether he was always superstitious or has turned into one after a few flops, he replied,”You aren’t listening to me bro. I am an atheist I told you na. How can I be superstitious when I don’t believe in God? Numerology is science, just like Homeopathy.”

When we finally asked how to pronounce his new name, the actor replied,”Simple, Ravi.”