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Poonam Pandey and her bathtub to get married soon

05, Sep 2014 By Anil Sharma

Mumbai:  Popular celeb and model Poonam Pandey broke millions of heart today when she tweeted that she was getting married soon.

Poonam Pandey, who usually uses Twitter to expose express her inner wears emotions through precious pictures, all of a sudden today, announced that she was getting married with her favorite bathtub in the coming month.

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Poonam Pandey with her life partner.

It wasn’t unexpected though as Poonam Pandey is mostly seen with the bathtub. She’s been spending time with it since a long period now. There are thousands of pictures over the internet in which Poonam and the bath-tub are comprehensively complimenting each other.

“Our chemistry is so good and we know each other so well. I never get bored of it so I’ve decided to marry the bath-tub,” Poonam told Faking News.

“It is not a publicity stunt. I’ve consistently shown my love for it for 2-3 years. We get along so well that we even celebrate all the festivals together. I’ve regularly posted pictures of us together on festivals like Diwali, Holi, Eid and Ganpati,” Poonam continued.

“We’ve planned that we’ll shift somewhere else after the wedding as in my recent house we don’t get to spend much time together and there’s a lack of privacy as my family members keep knocking the door whenever they feel like pooping and all,” Poonam added furiously.

On the other hand, Poonam’s friends and family members have denied the allegations.

“She is always in the bathroom clicking pictures. Now that Vidya Balan and Narendra Modi both are telling us to use toilets, what else we are supposed to do?” Poonam’s friend told Faking News.

Like always, Poonam’s marriage announcement has created some fuss over the social networking sites and there’re mixed reactions from Poonam’s followers.

“Well, usually marriages are made in heaven but this one’s made in the bathroom, so cute,” Poonam’s fan tweeted.

“One thing that surprises me the most is her capability of bathing. How can a person bathe on such a regular basis?” an engineering student reacted.

“Hehe, finally! Click here to watch pics….” a popular hindi news channel tweeted.

“What’s the big deal? I was also offered once…….wait….abort…abort.” read Dr. Kumar Vishwas’ tweet.