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Congress claims to have found a saffron colored friendship band sent by Modi to Natwar Singh

Congress claims to have found a saffron colored friendship band sent by Modi to Natwar Singh

Aug 3, 2014 Comments

Hitting back at Natwar Singh, who in his autobiography has made sensational revelations about Sonia Gandhi, Congress today claimed that ex-Congressman had received a friendship band from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Team India loses, players finally get the feeling of being abroad weeks after landing in England

Team India loses, players finally get the feeling of being abroad weeks after landing in England

Jul 31, 2014 Comments

Weeks after landing in England, it was only today after losing a match in the ongoing test series, that Indian players finally felt like being abroad.

Sonia Gandhi to write Dr. Manmohan Singh’s autobiography, before he writes one

Sonia Gandhi to write Dr. Manmohan Singh’s autobiography, before he writes one

Jul 31, 2014 Comments

Shattered by a series of books written by the Congressmen and the former Government insiders, Congress supremo Sonia Gandhi has reportedly decided to be preemptive this time.

Committee setup to look into adding areas to Akhand Bharat

Committee setup to look into adding areas to Akhand Bharat

Jul 29, 2014 Comments

The Gujarat Government today setup a committee to look into the matter of adding additional areas into Akhand Bharat. The committee to be headed by Mr. Dinanath Batra will submit a report within one month.

Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Frustrated by taunts of his already committed friends, a single leopard named Chiteshwar escaped from jungle and entered IIT Bombay campus to live with like-minded animals.

Chambal dacoits applying for China visa to loot BRICS Bank

Chambal dacoits applying for China visa to loot BRICS Bank

Jul 21, 2014 Comments

According to latest reports from trusted sources in the Intelligence Agencies, a lot of the infamous dacoits from Chambal are applying for Chinese visas.

Mumbaikar in Delhi Metro welcomes the technical snag that left the door open in a running train

Mumbaikar in Delhi Metro welcomes the technical snag that left the door open in a running train

Jul 17, 2014 Comments

Hiren Kothari, a Mumbaikar, heaped praises on DMRC and the operator in charge for making him feel home away from home.

Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Jul 16, 2014 Comments

Although Jawala had no such desire of having a tail earlier, after seeing Bojo’s magnificent tail and his growing popularity in the neighborhood, he started despising him.

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Jul 15, 2014 Comments

The man plans to go to Pakistan, say something utterly stupid and senseless to local people and terrorists there, and become famous back in India.

Men staring at a woman get job offers from NASA

Men staring at a woman get job offers from NASA

Jul 13, 2014 Comments

To find a new constellation, a group of NASA scientists have selected Indian men to work in their laboratory. “Initial results stated the possibility of constellation being in shape of woman,” claimed a scientist who was working to find the constellation.