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Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Jul 16, 2014 Comments

Although Jawala had no such desire of having a tail earlier, after seeing Bojo’s magnificent tail and his growing popularity in the neighborhood, he started despising him.

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Jul 15, 2014 Comments

The man plans to go to Pakistan, say something utterly stupid and senseless to local people and terrorists there, and become famous back in India.

Men staring at a woman get job offers from NASA

Men staring at a woman get job offers from NASA

Jul 13, 2014 Comments

To find a new constellation, a group of NASA scientists have selected Indian men to work in their laboratory. “Initial results stated the possibility of constellation being in shape of woman,” claimed a scientist who was working to find the constellation.

Local paanwala releases list of documents required to buy cigarette on credit

Local paanwala releases list of documents required to buy cigarette on credit

Jul 11, 2014 Comments

With the taxes on cigarettes going up local paanwalas have started asking the following documents from customer before selling cigarettes on credit.

Germany claims Amit Shah helped them beat Brazil 7-1

Germany claims Amit Shah helped them beat Brazil 7-1

Jul 9, 2014 Comments

German coach has claimed that the 7-1 annihilation of Brazil in FIFA World Cup was achieved by months of careful planning and strategy, led by Amit Shah.

Leader of Opposition given Wait List 44 in Rail Budget

Leader of Opposition given Wait List 44 in Rail Budget

Jul 8, 2014 Comments

While announcing new trains, Railway Minister Sadananda Gowda also announced that Congress could get the post of Leader of Opposition.

Separatists fear separate settlements for Pandits in valley will make it tough to drive them away, again

Separatists fear separate settlements for Pandits in valley will make it tough to drive them away, again

Jul 4, 2014 Comments

A group of religious organisations in J&K has warned the center against creation of separate settlements for migrant Kashmiri Pandits in the valley, as that would make it tough to drive them away, once again.

Mark Zuckerberg to attend Orkut funeral

Mark Zuckerberg to attend Orkut funeral

Jul 3, 2014 Comments

Google is organizing a mass webinar funeral of Orkut – the father of social networking site, on 30th September.

After suggested ban on bikini on beaches, Goa prepares for nude beaches

After suggested ban on bikini on beaches, Goa prepares for nude beaches

Jul 2, 2014 Comments

After a Goa minister suggested ban on bikinis on beaches, lecherous men in the city and around the country are hopeful to see nude beaches in Goa.

Sharapova says she doesn’t know who Sachin is; Sachin fan hits his head with tennis racket to forget her

Sharapova says she doesn’t know who Sachin is; Sachin fan hits his head with tennis racket to forget her

Jul 2, 2014 Comments

Soon after Sharapova’s comment, in which she said that she didn’t know who Sachin was, a hardcore Sachin fan hit his head with a tennis racke to forget everything about her.