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PDP demands easy infiltration policy at border, wants at least 1 out of 10 “guests” to be let in safely

PDP demands easy infiltration policy at border, wants at least 1 out of 10 “guests” to be let in safely

Mar 4, 2015 Comments

In yet another assertive demand PDP has reportedly asked the central government and armed forces to go easy on border patrolling and come up with an easy infiltration policy at the Line of control.

Umesh Yadav asks BCCI for frequent bilateral series between India and UAE to keep up his form

Umesh Yadav asks BCCI for frequent bilateral series between India and UAE to keep up his form

Mar 1, 2015 Comments

Indian pacer Umesh Yadav who performed well in the recent cricket match between India and UAE has reportedly asked BCCI to conduct frequent bilateral series between India and UAE, after getting impressed by his own performance.

Foreseeing lot of work as Congress President, Rahul Gandhi applies for leave in advance

Foreseeing lot of work as Congress President, Rahul Gandhi applies for leave in advance

Feb 25, 2015 Comments

Taking preemptive measures to avoid ruining his work-life balance, incumbent Congress VP Rahul Gandhi has applied for leave in advance, minutes after being tipped off about his appointment as next party President.

England applies for associate nation status after heavy loss to New Zealand in World Cup

England applies for associate nation status after heavy loss to New Zealand in World Cup

Feb 21, 2015 Comments

An upbeat Morgan told the reporters that getting the ICC nod is just a formality as the team has already demonstrated that they are capable of playing at the same level which ICC expects associate nations to.

India’s litigation industry registers double digit growth due to AIB Roast, will create 5 lakh new jobs

India’s litigation industry registers double digit growth due to AIB Roast, will create 5 lakh new jobs

Feb 13, 2015 Comments

Mr. Jaitley told reporters that Litigation Industry has grown by around 33% in just 3 weeks after AIB Roast footage was released on Youtube.

Travel agencies tie up with right-wing groups for the Valentine’s Day to send couples married off by them on honeymoon

Travel agencies tie up with right-wing groups for the Valentine’s Day to send couples married off by them on honeymoon

Feb 12, 2015 Comments

“To marry off couples found romancing on Valentine’s Day is not just a refreshing idea, it is also an excellent business opportunity.We can provide those couples exciting honeymoon packages from all over the world,” said one such excited Travel agency head.

CCTV manufacturers gives two weeks deadline to Delhi government to buy 15 lakh cameras

CCTV manufacturers gives two weeks deadline to Delhi government to buy 15 lakh cameras

Feb 11, 2015 Comments

Overjoyed with absolute majority to the Aam Aadmi Party, the electronic devices manufacturers have started manufacturing CCTVs in bulk, banking on promise made by the most honest person.

God stops receiving further prayers from BJP supporters regarding exit polls

God stops receiving further prayers from BJP supporters regarding exit polls

Feb 8, 2015 Comments

Soon after exit poll results projected that AAP would be crossing the halfway mark in the Delhi Assembly, BJP supporters started sending prayers to the God in huge numbers.

Kejriwal now wants to take oath on 8th Feb itself instead of 15th Feb, request sent to EC for advice

Kejriwal now wants to take oath on 8th Feb itself instead of 15th Feb, request sent to EC for advice

Feb 5, 2015 Comments

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal has now decided to take oath as the CM of Delhi on 8th February instead of 15th February that he had announced earlier.

Gay couples excited after Hindu Mahasabha announces weddings on Valentine’s Day

Gay couples excited after Hindu Mahasabha announces weddings on Valentine’s Day

Feb 4, 2015 Comments

With Hindu Mahasabha threatening to marry off couples on Valentine’s Day, some homosexual couples see a ray of hope.