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After refusing singles, Dhoni offered the role of bouncer in leading discotheque

After refusing singles, Dhoni offered the role of bouncer in leading discotheque

Sep 21, 2014 Comments

M.S. Dhoni, captain of Indian cricket team has been offered the role of Bouncer in a leading discotheque after he successfully refused singles in the recently concluded T20 game against England.

Omar govt launches project to harness energy potential of flying stones in Kashmir

Omar govt launches project to harness energy potential of flying stones in Kashmir

Sep 20, 2014 Comments

Enthused by the massive interest of the Kashmiri population in spending large fractions of their time in throwing stones, the Omar government is launching a pilot project to harness the green energy potential of these projectiles.

Techies form new state of ISIT, imposing “C Sharp” and “.NET” on all people using Java

Techies form new state of ISIT, imposing “C Sharp” and “.NET” on all people using Java

Sep 19, 2014 Comments

In a surprise move, techies have taken over the cities of Bangalore, Hyderabad, Noida and Gurgaon and created the state of ISIT (nternational state of internet and technology) and have demanded a different rule of law.

Man develops new software that helps generate the same story for every Telugu film

Man develops new software that helps generate the same story for every Telugu film

Sep 17, 2014 Comments

After spending countless years on trying to find the differences in the concept of Telugu films, he finally gave up to find the differences but rather decided to develop a new software which would generate the story.

Engineer becomes convinced he’s an MBA after reading “Ten signs you are from IIM-A”

Engineer becomes convinced he’s an MBA after reading “Ten signs you are from IIM-A”

Sep 16, 2014 Comments

Tadapit Kumar, a software engineer working out of Gurgaon, became one of the first official victims of ‘List’ sites after he started believing that he was an MBA from IIM-A after reading an article on the sites.

KCR flies to California to bury Facebook 10 km deep inside the ground to stop “rumors”

KCR flies to California to bury Facebook 10 km deep inside the ground to stop “rumors”

Sep 13, 2014 Comments

Telangana CM, KCR, who has already imposed a ban on 2 regional news channels since 90 days, has now found that the social media is still spreading news against him.

Domino’s Pizza delivery boys allowed to jump signals to meet “30 minutes delivery” deadline

Domino’s Pizza delivery boys allowed to jump signals to meet “30 minutes delivery” deadline

Sep 12, 2014 Comments

In six hours long annual general meeting of Domino’s Pizza India yesterday, senior management decided to give special privileges to pizza delivery boys.

Hospitals panic as Bollywood actors cause steroid shortage

Hospitals panic as Bollywood actors cause steroid shortage

Sep 10, 2014 Comments

Today the Indian Medical Association declared a formal state of emergency after several major pharmaceutical companies notified them that Bollywood actors had bought their entire supply of steroids for the next five years.

Man fails to post his resignation on Facebook, denied release from his current job

Man fails to post his resignation on Facebook, denied release from his current job

Sep 3, 2014 Comments

A man known for posting everything on the Facebook has been denied release from his current job when his employer did not find any Facebook status update regarding his resignation from him during his entire notice period.

Manchester United requests Ravi Shastri to come on board as Director of Football

Manchester United requests Ravi Shastri to come on board as Director of Football

Sep 3, 2014 Comments

After India’s Tuesday evening win over England, news started coming from various quarters of Manchester United requesting Ravi Shastri to join them as “Director of Football” and “oversee everything”.