“I kept my promise. I am very proud of it. I feel great when I see my voters having Good Days,” the leader said while watching his voters having the biscuits that were just given to them.
Taking a cue from BJP’s decision where veteran leaders like Advani, Joshi, Vajpayee have been dropped from Parliamentary Board and instead made members of a separate body called Mark Darshak Mandal, BCCI has done something similar with coach Duncan Fletcher.
After blaming pitches, coaches, IPL, ICC, weather, wives, girlfriends, children, distant relatives, etc., Indian cricket team has finally started focusing on improving their cricket.
Ronald Donald, a 23-year-old jobless man who came third in the local reality show “Who Will Bite The Dog” has applied for a PIO card so that his achievements are discussed in the Indian media.
Buoyed by the success of Salman Khan’s script-less blockbusters, producers have decided to do away with the requirement of actually releasing a movie.
A management intern at a consulting firm had to be admitted to hospital after he chewed up his summer internship presentation completely.
“While a Padma Shri with criminal charges might sound improper, criminal charges against an MP is such a routine thing,” a source explained.
Hitting back at Natwar Singh, who in his autobiography has made sensational revelations about Sonia Gandhi, Congress today claimed that ex-Congressman had received a friendship band from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.
Weeks after landing in England, it was only today after losing a match in the ongoing test series, that Indian players finally felt like being abroad.
Shattered by a series of books written by the Congressmen and the former Government insiders, Congress supremo Sonia Gandhi has reportedly decided to be preemptive this time.