The real feelings of leaders from fake pages of the diary
Written by us, but felt by them
Peoples’ Republic of ISIS Caliphate (PRIC) has informed all governments around the world through official communication that it will no longer tolerate any kind of rapes on its soil.
Hard work and persistence always pays, this common saying came true for 45 year old Ram Pinokiar, when out of nowhere a 44 carat diamond fell down from the inside of his nose in his lap during his routine session of nose picking while travelling in bus to his office.
Adding to the growing list of options in the relationship status category in about me section of ones’s Facebook profile, the Facebook has today decided to introduce “Long Distance Committed” option as well to it.
After PM Modi expressed serious concern about the issue of call drop, Telecom major Infitel has replied back saying that PM can still take selfies without network.
Indian captain Virat Kohli sending a heartfelt note to retiring legend Kumar Sangakkara hasn’t gone down too well with his girlfriend and Bollywood starlet Anushka Sharma.
Distressed by this, she decided not to upload her selfie which she had clicked just after checking in the KFC washroom.
“I mean the thought of playing Sri Lanka, whom I play with more often than even my nephew doesn’t really excite even a hyper aggressive guy like me,” Kohli confessed to Faking News.
A visibly angry Sonia Gandhi lashed out at Smriti Irani for saying that the Gandhi family is not used to working in the sun. Addressing the media outside her residence she said, “How can she say that we are not used to working in the sun. I will prove that we too have worked hard to reach where we are today.
After their initial claims that the captured terrorist was not a Pakistani, now Pak authorities claim that Pakistan was not in Pakistan and thus claims made by terrorist’s father stand null and void.
Taking their obsession to posters to new level, AAP govt in Delhi has unanimously decided (after throwing off 3 BJP MLAs from assembly) that henceforth all debates would be conducted through posters which will be put up in streets of Delhi for all to see.