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MBA intern critical after trying to eat pie chart from a presentation

MBA intern critical after trying to eat pie chart from a presentation

Feb 25, 2014 Comments

“Apparently he had never seen a pie chart before in his life and thought it was real food. He leapt at the projector screen and started to chew it up.”

Ram Vilas Paswan to do a PhD to figure out if Modi is communal or not

Ram Vilas Paswan to do a PhD to figure out if Modi is communal or not

Feb 24, 2014 Comments

Ram Vilas Paswan, who seems to be confused about getting into an alliance with BJP before upcoming Lok Sabha elections, has decided to go for a PhD to figure out whether Modi is communal or not.

Asked repeatedly to think “out of the box”, Management Trainee starts wearing cardboard box to office

Asked repeatedly to think “out of the box”, Management Trainee starts wearing cardboard box to office

Feb 22, 2014 Comments

A Management Trainee recently became the talk of his consulting firm’s entire office floor, when he reported to work wearing a cardboard box for a shirt.

Amethi AAP claims ‘Rahul Milk’ being used in NaMo Chai

Amethi AAP claims ‘Rahul Milk’ being used in NaMo Chai

Feb 22, 2014 Comments

Soon after Congress’ local unit introduced ‘Rahul Milk’ to counter BJP’s chai pe charcha, Amethi AAP has claimed that ‘Rahul Milk’ is being used to make chai by BJP workers.

Rajya Sabha MPs demand Lok Sabha type blackout, ask why should Lok Sabha MPs have all the fun

Rajya Sabha MPs demand Lok Sabha type blackout, ask why should Lok Sabha MPs have all the fun

Feb 19, 2014 Comments

“Why should Lok Sabha MPs have all the fun? Why such a step brotherly treatment to us?” yelled one of the Rajya Sabha MPs protesting inside the Parliament.

AAP to conduct an “independent study” to prove Shazia Ilmi right

AAP to conduct an “independent study” to prove Shazia Ilmi right

Feb 18, 2014 Comments

After Transparency International denied that it had claimed corruption levels going down under Kejriwal government, AAP has decided to prove it by their own.

Rajagopal suggests buying Pepper Spray for Army as defense budget is hiked

Rajagopal suggests buying Pepper Spray for Army as defense budget is hiked

Feb 17, 2014 Comments

After Chidu proposed 10% hike in defense budget, Rajagopal, who sprayed pepper in the parliament, has proposed that this hike should be used to buy pepper spray cans.

MPs to be chained inside parliament to prevent incidents like pepper spray attack

MPs to be chained inside parliament to prevent incidents like pepper spray attack

Feb 13, 2014 Comments

After pepper spray was used by an MP to protest over Telangana in Lok Sabha today, government has decided that future parliamentary sessions will see the honorable MPs being chained to their seats.

Azam Khan gifts roses to his buffaloes on ‘Rose Day’

Azam Khan gifts roses to his buffaloes on ‘Rose Day’

Feb 7, 2014 Comments

Uttar Pradesh Minister Azam Khan celebrated Rose Day in quite a unique way today by offering red roses to his beloved black buffaloes.

Censor Board CEO asks Facebook to include anti-smoking disclaimers in user movies

Censor Board CEO asks Facebook to include anti-smoking disclaimers in user movies

Feb 6, 2014 Comments

CEO of Censor Board in India, Rakesh Kumar has threatened Facebook India of banning all the movies which don’t carry the compulsory anti-smoking disclaimer in the beginning.