News in Brief
BCCI hopes to create millions of trained cheerleaders by end of IPL
Apr. 4 |With the dance steps of the soulful song ‘dil jumping jepang jumpak jumpak’ being well advertised across various media platforms, BCCI is hopeful of creating an army of cheerleaders that would burst into synchronized dancing.
Vijay Mallya to perform at IPL opening ceremony to earn some money
Apr. 2 |Chairman of is-it-bankrupt-yet Kingfisher Airlines and owner of the IPL team Royal Challengers Bangalore, Vijay Mallya is all set to perform at the IPL opening ceremony tonight, apparently to earn some money.
Justice Katju starts his own e-commerce venture
Mar. 28 |Continuing with stuff that don’t make sense at all, Justice Katju today announced that he will soon start his own e-commerce venture – 99Katju.com
Anticipatory CBI raids at Sharad Pawar’s residence
Mar. 21 |While the controversy surrounding CBI raids at DMK leader Stalin’s houses is still to subside, fresh raids have been carried out by the investigating agency at NCP chief Sharad Pawar’s residence.
Following a woman, Sharad Yadav stages an accidental walkout from Parliament
Mar. 19 |Janta Dal (United) leader Sharad Yadav today staged a walkout from the Parliament even though he was not protesting against anything. A detailed inquiry later revealed that he was following a woman whom he found a bit good looking.
Nitish Kumar asks Arundhati Roy to help Biharis feel paranoid like crazy
Mar. 17 |After leading a rally to demand special status for Bihar to achieve development, Chief Minister Nitish Kumar has approached essay developer Arundhati Roy to help him with this mission.
Special features of the free laptops given by Akhilesh Yadav government
Mar. 15 |Laptops crashing after the wallpaper showing pictures of Mulayam Singh Yadav and Akhilesh Yadav is removed is not the only exclusive feature that can be found in the free laptops given by the UP government.
Removing Mayawati’s wallpapers crashed Law & Order: Akhilesh Yadav
Mar. 15 |Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav has come up with an explanation for deteriorating law and order situation in the state. He blames Mayawati for sabotaging his government.
Facebook to make itself a little less loser-friendly
Mar. 12 |In an attempt to make itself more user-friendly and spam-free website, Facebook has decided to make itself a little less loser-friendly.
Bitti Mohanty regrets joining bank, says should have joined politics
Mar. 10 |Rapist on run Bitti Mohanty, who was found working in a public sector bank after changing his identity, has said that it was a bad decision to join a bank to escape the law. He says he should have joined politics instead.
