When will my problems end?
Ek aur shaadi kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi
“I mean the thought of playing Sri Lanka, whom I play with more often than even my nephew doesn’t really excite even a hyper aggressive guy like me,” Kohli confessed to Faking News.
A visibly angry Sonia Gandhi lashed out at Smriti Irani for saying that the Gandhi family is not used to working in the sun. Addressing the media outside her residence she said, “How can she say that we are not used to working in the sun. I will prove that we too have worked hard to reach where we are today.
After their initial claims that the captured terrorist was not a Pakistani, now Pak authorities claim that Pakistan was not in Pakistan and thus claims made by terrorist’s father stand null and void.
Taking their obsession to posters to new level, AAP govt in Delhi has unanimously decided (after throwing off 3 BJP MLAs from assembly) that henceforth all debates would be conducted through posters which will be put up in streets of Delhi for all to see.
Arnab has asked Doval to be specific and reveal name of that channel, hence he will by default take it to be Times Now.
In what is being considered as confession of the decade, FTII veteran student Rakesh Shukra has admitted to undertaking film courses, studying and writing exams on behalf of his children.
Still unable to get over him being allowed to enter Wankhede Stadium again, Bollywood Superstar and KKR owner Shah Rukh Khan has decided to shoot his next film entirely in the stadium.
Congress party has expressed its displeasure with the media for focusing more on Rahul Gandhi’s biceps than the content of his speech.
“Hain? I just went through the schedule Kalam sahib was having since last 3-4 days. Here, I may not have worked this much since joining, which he seemed to have in these days,” said Pramod as he wrote a 25 day leave application.
The selfie which he posted with caption #SelfieWithDadar has so far received 45 ‘marked for nudity spam’ requests and resulted in 24 unfriends for Pakya.