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“Apparently he had never seen a pie chart before in his life and thought it was real food. He leapt at the projector screen and started to chew it up.”
Ram Vilas Paswan, who seems to be confused about getting into an alliance with BJP before upcoming Lok Sabha elections, has decided to go for a PhD to figure out whether Modi is communal or not.
A Management Trainee recently became the talk of his consulting firm’s entire office floor, when he reported to work wearing a cardboard box for a shirt.
Soon after Congress’ local unit introduced ‘Rahul Milk’ to counter BJP’s chai pe charcha, Amethi AAP has claimed that ‘Rahul Milk’ is being used to make chai by BJP workers.
“Why should Lok Sabha MPs have all the fun? Why such a step brotherly treatment to us?” yelled one of the Rajya Sabha MPs protesting inside the Parliament.
After Transparency International denied that it had claimed corruption levels going down under Kejriwal government, AAP has decided to prove it by their own.
After Chidu proposed 10% hike in defense budget, Rajagopal, who sprayed pepper in the parliament, has proposed that this hike should be used to buy pepper spray cans.
After pepper spray was used by an MP to protest over Telangana in Lok Sabha today, government has decided that future parliamentary sessions will see the honorable MPs being chained to their seats.
Uttar Pradesh Minister Azam Khan celebrated Rose Day in quite a unique way today by offering red roses to his beloved black buffaloes.
CEO of Censor Board in India, Rakesh Kumar has threatened Facebook India of banning all the movies which don’t carry the compulsory anti-smoking disclaimer in the beginning.