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Ahead of Shiv Sena protest, Rajeev Shukla covers his face with black ink in anticipation

Ahead of Shiv Sena protest, Rajeev Shukla covers his face with black ink in anticipation

Oct 19, 2015 Comments

IPL Chairman Rajiv Shukla covered his face with black ink anticipating attack by Shiv Sainiks, who were protesting against revival of India-Pakistan cricket series.

West Indies players celebrate disqualification from Champions Trophy, happy at getting more time to prepare for IPL

West Indies players celebrate disqualification from Champions Trophy, happy at getting more time to prepare for IPL

Oct 1, 2015 Comments

The failure to qualify for Champions Trophy 2017 has resulted in a wave of celebrations among West Indies players.

What happened when Somnath Bharti asked his dog ‘Don’ to bite wife Lipika

What happened when Somnath Bharti asked his dog ‘Don’ to bite wife Lipika

Sep 28, 2015 Comments

Bharti and wife Lipika, sitting at home ignoring each other as married couples do when they cannot stand each other. The dog, Don, lies on the rug more concerned about his weak heart.

Hardik Patel to change his name to ‘Che Patel’ for boosting his revolutionary image

Hardik Patel to change his name to ‘Che Patel’ for boosting his revolutionary image

Sep 24, 2015 Comments

Agitation prodigy and leader of reservation loving youth Hardik Patel has reportedly planned to change his name to ‘Che Patel’ after being impressed with the story of Cuban revolutionary Che Guevara.

Employee gets 5% salary hike but attends 400% more meetings after getting promoted

Employee gets 5% salary hike but attends 400% more meetings after getting promoted

Sep 20, 2015 Comments

Tadapit Kumar, a ten year veteran at an MNC software firm, however seemed to be quite pleased with this arrangement.

ISIS vows not to tolerate rapes anymore, rape-victims to receive thousand lashes upon getting caught

ISIS vows not to tolerate rapes anymore, rape-victims to receive thousand lashes upon getting caught

Sep 19, 2015 Comments

Peoples’ Republic of ISIS Caliphate (PRIC) has informed all governments around the world through official communication that it will no longer tolerate any kind of rapes on its soil.

A middle aged man digs out 44 carat diamond from his nose

A middle aged man digs out 44 carat diamond from his nose

Sep 16, 2015 Comments

Hard work and persistence always pays, this common saying came true for 45 year old Ram Pinokiar, when out of nowhere a 44 carat diamond fell down from the inside of his nose in his lap during his routine session of nose picking while travelling in bus to his office.

Facebook to add “Long Distance” in types of relationship status

Facebook to add “Long Distance” in types of relationship status

Sep 5, 2015 Comments

Adding to the growing list of options in the relationship status category in about me section of ones’s Facebook profile, the Facebook has today decided to introduce “Long Distance Committed” option as well to it.

Call drop will not affect your chances of taking a selfie: Telecom Company to Modi

Call drop will not affect your chances of taking a selfie: Telecom Company to Modi

Aug 26, 2015 Comments

After PM Modi expressed serious concern about the issue of call drop, Telecom major Infitel has replied back saying that PM can still take selfies without network.

Anushka upset with Kohli’s letter to Sangakkara, says he hasn’t written such a letter to her ever

Anushka upset with Kohli’s letter to Sangakkara, says he hasn’t written such a letter to her ever

Aug 24, 2015 Comments

Indian captain Virat Kohli sending a heartfelt note to retiring legend Kumar Sangakkara hasn’t gone down too well with his girlfriend and Bollywood starlet Anushka Sharma.