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Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Frustrated by taunts of his already committed friends, a single leopard named Chiteshwar escaped from jungle and entered IIT Bombay campus to live with like-minded animals.

Chambal dacoits applying for China visa to loot BRICS Bank

Chambal dacoits applying for China visa to loot BRICS Bank

Jul 21, 2014 Comments

According to latest reports from trusted sources in the Intelligence Agencies, a lot of the infamous dacoits from Chambal are applying for Chinese visas.

Mumbaikar in Delhi Metro welcomes the technical snag that left the door open in a running train

Mumbaikar in Delhi Metro welcomes the technical snag that left the door open in a running train

Jul 17, 2014 Comments

Hiren Kothari, a Mumbaikar, heaped praises on DMRC and the operator in charge for making him feel home away from home.

Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Jul 16, 2014 Comments

Although Jawala had no such desire of having a tail earlier, after seeing Bojo’s magnificent tail and his growing popularity in the neighborhood, he started despising him.

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Jul 15, 2014 Comments

The man plans to go to Pakistan, say something utterly stupid and senseless to local people and terrorists there, and become famous back in India.

Men staring at a woman get job offers from NASA

Men staring at a woman get job offers from NASA

Jul 13, 2014 Comments

To find a new constellation, a group of NASA scientists have selected Indian men to work in their laboratory. “Initial results stated the possibility of constellation being in shape of woman,” claimed a scientist who was working to find the constellation.

Local paanwala releases list of documents required to buy cigarette on credit

Local paanwala releases list of documents required to buy cigarette on credit

Jul 11, 2014 Comments

With the taxes on cigarettes going up local paanwalas have started asking the following documents from customer before selling cigarettes on credit.

Germany claims Amit Shah helped them beat Brazil 7-1

Germany claims Amit Shah helped them beat Brazil 7-1

Jul 9, 2014 Comments

German coach has claimed that the 7-1 annihilation of Brazil in FIFA World Cup was achieved by months of careful planning and strategy, led by Amit Shah.

Leader of Opposition given Wait List 44 in Rail Budget

Leader of Opposition given Wait List 44 in Rail Budget

Jul 8, 2014 Comments

While announcing new trains, Railway Minister Sadananda Gowda also announced that Congress could get the post of Leader of Opposition.

Separatists fear separate settlements for Pandits in valley will make it tough to drive them away, again

Separatists fear separate settlements for Pandits in valley will make it tough to drive them away, again

Jul 4, 2014 Comments

A group of religious organisations in J&K has warned the center against creation of separate settlements for migrant Kashmiri Pandits in the valley, as that would make it tough to drive them away, once again.