"I am the most popular football player in India"
"I also play football"
Frustrated by taunts of his already committed friends, a single leopard named Chiteshwar escaped from jungle and entered IIT Bombay campus to live with like-minded animals.
According to latest reports from trusted sources in the Intelligence Agencies, a lot of the infamous dacoits from Chambal are applying for Chinese visas.
Hiren Kothari, a Mumbaikar, heaped praises on DMRC and the operator in charge for making him feel home away from home.
Although Jawala had no such desire of having a tail earlier, after seeing Bojo’s magnificent tail and his growing popularity in the neighborhood, he started despising him.
The man plans to go to Pakistan, say something utterly stupid and senseless to local people and terrorists there, and become famous back in India.
To find a new constellation, a group of NASA scientists have selected Indian men to work in their laboratory. “Initial results stated the possibility of constellation being in shape of woman,” claimed a scientist who was working to find the constellation.
With the taxes on cigarettes going up local paanwalas have started asking the following documents from customer before selling cigarettes on credit.
German coach has claimed that the 7-1 annihilation of Brazil in FIFA World Cup was achieved by months of careful planning and strategy, led by Amit Shah.
While announcing new trains, Railway Minister Sadananda Gowda also announced that Congress could get the post of Leader of Opposition.
A group of religious organisations in J&K has warned the center against creation of separate settlements for migrant Kashmiri Pandits in the valley, as that would make it tough to drive them away, once again.