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Stranger adds as a friend on Facebook, has 7 strangers as mutual friends

Stranger adds as a friend on Facebook, has 7 strangers as mutual friends

Oct 15, 2014 Comments

“We have seven mutual friends,” Rohit told Faking News why he was considering the request of Amresh pretty “favorably”.

Facebook to update status automatically if you are at some airport in India

Facebook to update status automatically if you are at some airport in India

Oct 12, 2014 Comments

After seeing millions status updates from airports all over the India everyday, Facebook has announced that they will update your status if you are at any airport of India.

Jayalalithaa supporters threaten to kidnap President Mukherjee if Supreme court doesn’t grant her bail

Jayalalithaa supporters threaten to kidnap President Mukherjee if Supreme court doesn’t grant her bail

Oct 9, 2014 Comments

Mr. Natrajan, head of Amma worshipping committee, while speaking to Faking News, said that they want to be proactive this time and want to ensure that their beloved Amma is released from jail.

Inspired by Ice Bucket Challenge, PM Modi launches Garbage Bucket Challenge

Inspired by Ice Bucket Challenge, PM Modi launches Garbage Bucket Challenge

Oct 3, 2014 Comments

A firm believer in the power of social media and possibly inspired by Ice Bucket challenge, PM Modi conceived the idea of Garbage Bucket challenge. The challenge involves citizens to collect the garbage around their house and dump it in a garbage bucket.

NATO to hire Rajdeep Sardesai, will use his skills to keep people away from ISIS

NATO to hire Rajdeep Sardesai, will use his skills to keep people away from ISIS

Oct 2, 2014 Comments

One NATO official, on the condition of anonymity, confirmed the development to Faking News. He said, “Rajdeep has exceptional abilities to differentiate between good and bad and communicate it to people in a very effective manner. He doesn’t hesitate to even put a little fight for this.”

ISRO placed a software engineer with DSLR inside Mangalyaan to take Mars pics: Reports

ISRO placed a software engineer with DSLR inside Mangalyaan to take Mars pics: Reports

Sep 28, 2014 Comments

Instead of using a generic telescopic camera to take pictures of Mars’ surface, ISRO scientists have placed an engineer with a DSLR camera inside the Mars orbiter.

To increase voter turnout, government gives voting rights to court cases older than 18 years

To increase voter turnout, government gives voting rights to court cases older than 18 years

Sep 28, 2014 Comments

Government has decided to turn the curse of slow pace of judicial system into an electoral strength. Now court cases pending for over 18 years will be treated as an adult citizen.

Police introduces queue at bus stop, results in stampede as public gathers to take a look at it

Police introduces queue at bus stop, results in stampede as public gathers to take a look at it

Sep 27, 2014 Comments

Monday evening noticed unusual volume of people traveling to Dilsukhnagar bus stop. Initally it was assumed that it was because of the release of a new movies “Chiraku” and “Gola” at the theaters in Dilsukhnagar.

Story of Dhoni’s biopic leaked, reveals Dhoni’s secret twin who plays Test cricket

Story of Dhoni’s biopic leaked, reveals Dhoni’s secret twin who plays Test cricket

Sep 25, 2014 Comments

In a Dhoom-3 style shocking revelation, the story of Dhoni’s planned biopic has revealed the existence of a secret twin, who has played Test matches for India, under MS Dhoni’s name.

After refusing singles, Dhoni offered the role of bouncer in leading discotheque

After refusing singles, Dhoni offered the role of bouncer in leading discotheque

Sep 21, 2014 Comments

M.S. Dhoni, captain of Indian cricket team has been offered the role of Bouncer in a leading discotheque after he successfully refused singles in the recently concluded T20 game against England.