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Inspired by BJP, engineering student launches “Mission 35+” for semester exam

Inspired by BJP, engineering student launches “Mission 35+” for semester exam

Jan 15, 2015 Comments

In a desperate attempt to avoid “Year-Back”, Sandeep – a bright (colored clothed) engineering third year student, has decided to adopt BJP’s mantra and launched Mission 35+ for his Digital Electronics paper.

Panelist unsure of what to do when given time to speak by Arnab; sings nursery rhyme on air

Panelist unsure of what to do when given time to speak by Arnab; sings nursery rhyme on air

Jan 11, 2015 Comments

A panelist on Newshour – the show made famous by Arnab Goswami’s shrieking – was shellshocked after being given sufficient time to speak on the show.

Scientists develop vaccine that allows people to enjoy Sajid Khan’s movies

Scientists develop vaccine that allows people to enjoy Sajid Khan’s movies

Jan 11, 2015 Comments

A team of scientists, working on a government grant, has developed a vaccine that allows people to enjoy Sajid Khan’s movies.

Bangalorean files complaint against BMTC bus driver who affected his sleeping routine by reaching destination on time

Bangalorean files complaint against BMTC bus driver who affected his sleeping routine by reaching destination on time

Jan 8, 2015 Comments

Mr. Confidential, a techie working for a leading IT company filed a complaint against a bus driver who reached destination 29 min earlier than he usually reach.

Man takes lift from Domino’s delivery man, reaches airport in 30 minutes

Man takes lift from Domino’s delivery man, reaches airport in 30 minutes

Jan 7, 2015 Comments

The commute from the city to the airport would take a minimum of two hours. There was no way he’d make it to the airport on time.

Abhishek Bachchan demands Padma Bhushan for his contribution to sports

Abhishek Bachchan demands Padma Bhushan for his contribution to sports

Jan 6, 2015 Comments

“I have been busy purchasing different sporting teams such as Kabaddi, Football, Badminton,” Abhishek argued.

New sources say sunk Pak boat had revelers going to Goa for new year party

New sources say sunk Pak boat had revelers going to Goa for new year party

Jan 5, 2015 Comments

Faking News source Naveen Swami has claimed that Pakistani vessel that exploded off Gujarat coast was carrying four Pakistani revelers who were going to Goa for new year’s party.

To lure software engineers, gym offers “Workout from Home” option

To lure software engineers, gym offers “Workout from Home” option

Jan 4, 2015 Comments

“Customers will be allowed to work under the guidance of their Personal Trainers through Skype,” said H.D. Pehlwan Kumar, the manager of the Chandra Layout branch of DfD gym.

PM Modi to launch ‘Play in India’ campaign after India fails to win in Australia

PM Modi to launch ‘Play in India’ campaign after India fails to win in Australia

Jan 3, 2015 Comments

After seeing the consecutive defeats of Team India in recent test series against Australia, PM Narendra Modi has decided to launch a ‘Play in India’ campaign to save the careers of Indian Cricketers.

Man becomes multimillionaire by changing religion every month

Man becomes multimillionaire by changing religion every month

Jan 3, 2015 Comments

A man based out of Sarita Vihar has become the first man to officially become a High Networth Individual (HNI) simply by changing his religion every month.