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After unsuccessful Kashmir bid, Bilawal wants to snatch Hockey Gold from India

After unsuccessful Kashmir bid, Bilawal wants to snatch Hockey Gold from India

Oct 4, 2014 Comments

Bilawal also wants back the medal which Pakistan was shown winning in Chak De India. He even plans to visit India and dig out a hand-pump as a returning gesture of what Sunny Deol did in Gadar.

Provoked by an Indian’s claim that Modi alone could handle 10 Obamas, Obama challenges Modi for a wrestling match

Provoked by an Indian’s claim that Modi alone could handle 10 Obamas, Obama challenges Modi for a wrestling match

Sep 26, 2014 Comments

Albela Mishra made this sensational claim, along with many other claims like each Indian is capable of keeping five six Chinese in his/her pocket, while addressing a group of fellow Indians in Delhi Metro.

Bilawal Bhutto practicing to become Superman so that he could stop Mangalyaan from entering Mars orbit

Bilawal Bhutto practicing to become Superman so that he could stop Mangalyaan from entering Mars orbit

Sep 23, 2014 Comments

Reportedly, Bilawal is quite pissed off by the way Indians reacted to his recent Kashmir comment, in which he promised Pakistan population that he would take back entire Kashmir from India.

Bilawal Bhutto tries to steal classmate’s pencil in school, gets beaten up

Bilawal Bhutto tries to steal classmate’s pencil in school, gets beaten up

Sep 21, 2014 Comments

The incident took place in a pre-school named Blooming Bums which is located in the centre of the city of Islamabad. Bilawal Bhutto is studying “manners” in the school for last 3 years.

Scottish independence leaders demand another referendum, to be conducted as a series of by-elections

Scottish independence leaders demand another referendum, to be conducted as a series of by-elections

Sep 20, 2014 Comments

After failing to win when it mattered, pro-independence Scotland leaders have demanded another referendum to decide the independence of Scotland, to be conducted as a series of by-elections.

India offers to help China create replica of Ladakh on Chinese side of the border to stop intrusion

India offers to help China create replica of Ladakh on Chinese side of the border to stop intrusion

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

Reminding Xi Jinping of his country’s unmatched talent of replicating things, Modi asked him to use it to bring peace between both the South Asian nations.

Holding talks in Gujarat a ploy to keep Chinese President farthest away from Arunachal Pradesh

Holding talks in Gujarat a ploy to keep Chinese President farthest away from Arunachal Pradesh

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

“Yes, it was a precautionary exercise and well thought of decision. We didn’t want to let even a whiff of Arunachal’s air to pass through Xi-Jinping’s nostrils. It could have led to talks being derailed,” a source from PMO confirmed.

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

ISIS has not only decided to send these youth back, but also have blacklisted India and won’t be recruiting from the subcontinent in near future.

Chinese President unhappy with size of his hotel suite encroaches adjacent suite by breaking wall

Chinese President unhappy with size of his hotel suite encroaches adjacent suite by breaking wall

Sep 17, 2014 Comments

Jignesh, a staff of the luxurious Le Dakh hotel revealed that Xi Jinping was in Presidential Suite only for an hour, but he couldn’t stop himself from indulging in this act.

Terrorists crossing border to help Yasin Malik serve Kashmir flood victims by hijacking rescue boats

Terrorists crossing border to help Yasin Malik serve Kashmir flood victims by hijacking rescue boats

Sep 16, 2014 Comments

Soon after separatists appealed to Pakistan army to come to the aid of the Kashmiri people, reportedly hundreds of terrorists crossed border to assist separatist leaders in the relief operation.