Hours after announcing his retirement from ODIs post World Cup, Pakistan cricketer Shahid Afridi has once again come out of it and now delayed it by 2 more years.
If reports are to be believed, one of the key plotters of 26/11 Mumbai attack, Zakiur Rehman Lakhvi, currently out on bail given by an anti terror court in Pakistan, is already itching to go back to jail.
Fresh from the Taliban attack that killed 132 kids, Pakistan establishment claims to have learnt a lesson and set a deadline for LeT chief Hafiz Saeed.
After the CIA came in for all round criticism from human rights activist groups for using highly cruel and unusual torture methods on its detainees, Faking News has learnt that they are looking East.
“They have hit us where it hurts the most. No not below the belt, but straight on our brains,” said a senior terrorist, pointing towards his knees.
Indian Intelligentsia Forum has confirmed that BJP and RSS were behind the recent Ferguson riots that took place in the USA.
Just like in the game of cricket, India has cut all bilateral ties with Pakistan, but continues to face them at world events on neutral venues; Modi has decided to meet his Pakistan counterpart in SAARC SUMMIT to be held at neutral venue in Kathmandu.
The resilience and grit showed by Sant Rampal followers in violently confronting Haryana police seems to have impressed Indian army so much so that they are planning to use their services at Indo-China border.
“In a hurry to increase their number of kills, they gave clean chit to India within hours of blast. That’s height of irresponsible behaviour,” said a Pak army officer.
“How dare, can Arnab call Khaps as New Talibans? It is an insult to us. It is an insult to our whole movement. We are blowing ourselves up daily, we have blasted so many bombs,” cried a Talibani in a threat video.