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North Korea buys rights of MSG, Kim Jong-un’s face to be morphed to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan

North Korea buys rights of MSG, Kim Jong-un’s face to be morphed to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan

Jan 24, 2015 Comments

North Korea has taken notice of Gurmeet Ram Rahim and the state media is lavish in its praise for the many qualities, which the followers of maverick Indian godman Sant Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insaan claim he possesses.

Hitler introduced “Vada Pavs” to India, Subramanian Swami says

Hitler introduced “Vada Pavs” to India, Subramanian Swami says

Jan 15, 2015 Comments

After intense research over the popular vada pavs made in Mumbai, Subramanian Swamy had told the reporters that vada pavs were introduced to Mumbaikars by Hitler.

In a shocking move, Indian “liberals” request terrorists to stop violence

In a shocking move, Indian “liberals” request terrorists to stop violence

Jan 9, 2015 Comments

All India Liberals Association has requested terrorists all over the world to shun violence and start looking after their families.

Yakub Qureshi now announces Rs 51 crore reward for Mani Shankar Aiyar

Yakub Qureshi now announces Rs 51 crore reward for Mani Shankar Aiyar

Jan 9, 2015 Comments

Yakub was reportedly bowled over with Mani Shankar Aiyar’s explanation over why terrorists attacked and mighty impressed with the manner in which Aiyar articulated it.

Cricket fans attack newspaper office after it publishes derogatory cartoon of N Srinivasan

Cricket fans attack newspaper office after it publishes derogatory cartoon of N Srinivasan

Jan 8, 2015 Comments

All the board member fans and cricket players’ fans took to streets in protest of the newspaper by attacking all the staff including non-journalists for portraying their godfather in such a bad manner.

Taking cue from India repeatedly asking Pak to handover Dawood, Engg colleges ask students to handover Ganja and Sutta

Taking cue from India repeatedly asking Pak to handover Dawood, Engg colleges ask students to handover Ganja and Sutta

Jan 2, 2015 Comments

Mr. Silambersan, in charge of hostel affairs for Kalabazar Engineering college said that in a meeting attended by the heads of various colleges, it was decided that Hostel authorities need to renew their demand to students to hand over Ganja, Sutta, Khamba etc.

Pakistan to immediately wave white flags after violating ceasefire in future

Pakistan to immediately wave white flags after violating ceasefire in future

Jan 2, 2015 Comments

Shocked by the counter offensive from BSF troops that killed 4 of their jawans, a terrified Pakistan has decided to immediately wave white flags after violating ceasefire in future.

Shahid Afridi delays his retirement as Pakistan goes further 2 years back in time due to fundamentalists

Shahid Afridi delays his retirement as Pakistan goes further 2 years back in time due to fundamentalists

Dec 22, 2014 Comments

Hours after announcing his retirement from ODIs post World Cup, Pakistan cricketer Shahid Afridi has once again come out of it and now delayed it by 2 more years.

Lakhvi already missing luxuries of jail life, wants to go back

Lakhvi already missing luxuries of jail life, wants to go back

Dec 19, 2014 Comments

If reports are to be believed, one of the key plotters of 26/11 Mumbai attack, Zakiur Rehman Lakhvi, currently out on bail given by an anti terror court in Pakistan, is already itching to go back to jail.

Pakistan to put Hafiz Saeed in ‘bad terrorist’ category if he fails to organize another terror attack against India soon

Pakistan to put Hafiz Saeed in ‘bad terrorist’ category if he fails to organize another terror attack against India soon

Dec 18, 2014 Comments

Fresh from the Taliban attack that killed 132 kids, Pakistan establishment claims to have learnt a lesson and set a deadline for LeT chief Hafiz Saeed.