Holi se pehle hi maar di kisi ne pichkaari!
Bahut Krantikaari, Bahut hi Krantikaari!
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has decided to hire Indian lawyer Mr. Ram Jethmalani to prove his innocence regarding the use of chemical weapons in Syria.
A housewife from Tilak Nagar has written a letter to US President Barack Obama to attack her husband on grounds of not listening to her, thus violating her human rights as a wife.
The gulf emirate of Dubai fears another recession in the emirate after the arrests of several high profile Indian terrorists. Black money from India is a vital component of Dubai economy and if this source closes down then the emirate may face severe economic difficulties.
Concerned that millions of dollars invested into making terrorists like Yasin Bhatkal and Abdul Karim Tunda could go waste, Pakistan is reportedly thinking of cashing out from another big investment – Dawood Ibrahim.
Indian government has reacted strongly to the news of Myanmar’s army entering India and setting up camps in Manipur. As always, they have condemned. But this time, the condemnation is unique.
Taking its global jihad to the next level, Pakistan has announced that it will free the sacred moon from the evil earth by sending mujahideens who will fight for its freedom.
Within hours of Pakistan’s special envoy to India claiming that Dawood Ibrahim was not in Pakistan, the most wanted terrorist has confirmed that the news was true.