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Putin to join hands with Rohit Shetty to pound ISIS with Tata Sumos, expects surrender in a day

Putin to join hands with Rohit Shetty to pound ISIS with Tata Sumos, expects surrender in a day

Jan 3, 2016 Comments

Vladamir Putin has reportedly decided to collaborate with Rohit Shetty to launch Tata Sumos and other weapons of mass destruction into the ISIS territory.

Kim Jong furious as Jayalalitha supporter photobombs his vacation pic

Kim Jong furious as Jayalalitha supporter photobombs his vacation pic

Dec 30, 2015 Comments

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who was on a vacation to celebrate New Year, was reportedly furious after a Jayalalitha supporter photobombed his vacation pic.

Lahore airport classified as new tourist attraction after Modi visit, to receive makeover

Lahore airport classified as new tourist attraction after Modi visit, to receive makeover

Dec 27, 2015 Comments

With Narendra Modi choosing the airport as a impromptu Christmas destination, experts believe that it can be developed as a top tourist destination in Pakistan.

Pakistan extremely fast tracks 26/11 case : Hafiz Saeed jailed and also released for good behaviour

Pakistan extremely fast tracks 26/11 case : Hafiz Saeed jailed and also released for good behaviour

Dec 14, 2015 Comments

Pakistan has kept it word to India and to the international community. As promised during the talks between the India and Pakistan of two days ago, Pakistan indeed fast tracked the trial in the 26/11 Mumbai terror attack case.

Will return Kohinoor if Sachin forgives British Airways: Queen Elizabeth

Will return Kohinoor if Sachin forgives British Airways: Queen Elizabeth

Nov 13, 2015 Comments

The Kohinoor may finally be on its way back to India and it is all because of Sachin Tendulkar.

Barack Obama cancels all his meetings for Nov 8, says “just can’t wait for Bihar election results”

Barack Obama cancels all his meetings for Nov 8, says “just can’t wait for Bihar election results”

Nov 5, 2015 Comments

In an unprecedented move, Barack Obama has cancelled all his meetings for coming Sunday in light of Bihar election results.

Nawaz Sharif to show final proof to Obama that Dawood is not in Pakistan

Nawaz Sharif to show final proof to Obama that Dawood is not in Pakistan

Oct 23, 2015 Comments

Last time Pakistan was very embarrassed by the statements of Chaudhary Ahmed Mukhtar, it dismissed the matter as ‘Chaudhary must not have understood the language of the question asked’.

Hillary Clinton taking women empowerment lessons from Rahul Gandhi for the upcoming U.S. Presidential elections

Hillary Clinton taking women empowerment lessons from Rahul Gandhi for the upcoming U.S. Presidential elections

Oct 21, 2015 Comments

In a shocking development, Faking News learnt that Rahul Gandhi has been co-opted by a few U.S. Democratic party workers to provide lessons to Hillary on women’s empowerment.

Pakistan asks Pakistan to provide more proof to prove that Osama was in Pakistan

Pakistan asks Pakistan to provide more proof to prove that Osama was in Pakistan

Oct 15, 2015 Comments

Habituated with demanding more proof as an excuse to deny involvement in any terrorist activity, Pakistan has gone a step ahead and asked itself to provide more to prove that worlds most wanted fugitive Osama Bin Laden was in Pakistan.

NASA finds a planet where people mind their own business and don’t compare their children with Sharmaji’s son

NASA finds a planet where people mind their own business and don’t compare their children with Sharmaji’s son

Oct 5, 2015 Comments

The research started on ISRO’s request, after they realized that people in the country deeply focus on lives of others and provide them with unwanted and unnecessary suggestions.