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Stone pelting fans of Geelani promise to launch him beyond LoC to make him travel without passport

Stone pelting fans of Geelani promise to launch him beyond LoC to make him travel without passport

May 21, 2015 Comments

Stone pelting wing of Kashmir going by the acronym of SIMI (Stone-pelting Islamic Movement of Indian occupied Kashmir), have promised Geelani of launching him beyond LoC to Pakistan in case Indian authorities deny him a passport.

Planning to hire cats as suicide bombers, 9-lives provide better return on investment: ISIS

Planning to hire cats as suicide bombers, 9-lives provide better return on investment: ISIS

May 9, 2015 Comments

ISIS’s PR team Harqat-e-anjaan released a fresh YouTube video in which the newly elected CFO Mr. Zhaleel-Al-Zalalat explained his organizational vision and key action items for next financial year

Racial intolerance in USA would have shocked Martin Luther King Jr: Putin

Racial intolerance in USA would have shocked Martin Luther King Jr: Putin

Apr 30, 2015 Comments

This startling comment from Putin comes on the backdrop of recent racial tensions in United States of America.

Pak-China Think Tank RANDI becomes Branding Agency, suggests similar names

Pak-China Think Tank RANDI becomes Branding Agency, suggests similar names

Apr 21, 2015 Comments

After super success of their name, RANDI has decided to help everyone. They have come up with SHIT, FUDDU, HARAMI, etc.

Hoisting Pak flags was still the obvious choice when I saw people drowning in the floods: Kashmiri Separatist

Hoisting Pak flags was still the obvious choice when I saw people drowning in the floods: Kashmiri Separatist

Apr 20, 2015 Comments

Upcoming separatist leader and mob-management specialist Sharbat Azam has claimed in recent statements given to secular and normal news channels that flag hoisting has been his childhood hobby.

Citing reduction in crime back home, Bangladesh policemen found infiltrating into India

Citing reduction in crime back home, Bangladesh policemen found infiltrating into India

Apr 8, 2015 Comments

Sources tell Faking News that many policemen have resigned from their jobs and are now trying to cross border into India to join the police force here.

“Pray for Gaza” activists unable to pray for Yemen because of Tennis Elbow

“Pray for Gaza” activists unable to pray for Yemen because of Tennis Elbow

Apr 3, 2015 Comments

Saudi Arabia has been attacking Houthi rebels in Yemen for the past few days.

Japan builds 400 km sea wall to fend off Kaiju attack from film Pacific Rim

Japan builds 400 km sea wall to fend off Kaiju attack from film Pacific Rim

Mar 24, 2015 Comments

The Japanese government has approved a plan to build a massive 400 kilometre Kaiju resistant wall along its coastline after the movie Pacific Rim made a delayed release in the island nation.

Unable to decide whom to support in Q-Finals, new Bangladeshi immigrant prays for a tie

Unable to decide whom to support in Q-Finals, new Bangladeshi immigrant prays for a tie

Mar 18, 2015 Comments

Talking to our reporter over phone, Najeeb opened his heart and voiced the deep psychological issues he and many of his fellow immigrants are facing:

Paki group requests ICC to make India play against Arab countries, so that they can live as Arabs

Paki group requests ICC to make India play against Arab countries, so that they can live as Arabs

Mar 1, 2015 Comments

A Pakistani group Al-Bakistan has conveyed their emotional message to ICC to schedule cricket matches between India and countries of the Middle East, so that they can live as Arabs.