When will my problems end?
Ek aur shaadi kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi
Stung and stunned with Modi’s one after another successful foreign trips, Pakistani PM has come under tremendous pressure to counter this ‘charm jihad’ of India at the global level. The Pakistani government yesterday announced that Mr. Sharif will be travelling to close to 100 countries using Google Earth.
“First of all they put us under house arrest and now there are no channels on the TV that we can emotionally and mentally connect with. It’s clear RAW is behind all this,” said Yasin Malik.
After ISIS released its vision 2020 map showing its increased predicted influence around the world, there has been news of a vision 2030 ISIS map with a few regions marked ‘ISIS’ on planet Mars as well.
“The passion showed by locals and AIMIM politicians in UP, has completely bowled us over. Trust me I haven’t seen this patriotism even in Pakistanis. I am confident all our matches played there will go houseful,” PCB chief told Faking News.
A prime time debate on Pakistan’s leading news channel has spawned a massive debate as to why more Pakistanis are not able to become CEOs of global organizations.
This comes after a string of social media posts and op-eds by adarsh liberals protesting the quality of terrorists Pak has been producing of late.
Mohammad Naved, who pursues fun hobby of killing Hindus, lashed out at his successors for not leaving enough Hindus in the country for people like him to gun down.
Some leading news presenters, anchors and other liberal journalists are apparently very much afraid of looming threat of Hindu terror in the country and are submitting applications for political asylum in relatively peaceful countries such as Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan.
In an unprecedented effort to strengthen the bilateral ties between the two countries, Washington has announced today that the name of President official residence will be changed to Whitehouse Bhavan.
In an unbelievable statement, Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has reportedly admitted to rejecting sweets offered by the Indian Border Security Force (BSF), citing their nation’s diabetic condition as a reason.