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After Pakistan protests drone strikes, US claims their drones are non-state actors

After Pakistan protests drone strikes, US claims their drones are non-state actors

May 23, 2016 Comments

Pakistan lodged a strong protest against the US for breaching its sovereignty after drone strikes killed another terrorist on Pakistan soil

After Mulla Mansour’s death in Pakistan, Nawaz Sharif clarifies that Pakistan is not in Pakistan

After Mulla Mansour’s death in Pakistan, Nawaz Sharif clarifies that Pakistan is not in Pakistan

May 22, 2016 Comments

After Taliban leader Mullah Mansour was reportedly killed in a US strike, Pakistan Prime Minister has defended his country and clarified that Mullah Mansour was not hiding in Pakistan.

Donald Trump secretly worried that he may end up becoming President

Donald Trump secretly worried that he may end up becoming President

May 12, 2016 Comments

Donald Trump is now seriously worried that Americans will keep voting for him

America to have more superheroes than regular people by 2030: Report

America to have more superheroes than regular people by 2030: Report

May 6, 2016 Comments

Startling figures were revealed by a report made public by CIA that looked to analyze the future demographics of America. According to the report, most Americans would be outnumbered by either superheroes or mutants by the year 2030.

Vending machines taken away from Hafiz Saeed’s office as Pak looks to cut costs to fund F-16’s

Vending machines taken away from Hafiz Saeed’s office as Pak looks to cut costs to fund F-16’s

May 3, 2016 Comments

Frantic activity was seen inside the Peshawar office of Jamaat-ud-Dawa after govt. officials took away vending machines and refrigerators that were installed in the office.

Pakistan’s Pathankot investigation team member dies after falling off the mountain of evidence India provided

Pakistan’s Pathankot investigation team member dies after falling off the mountain of evidence India provided

Apr 5, 2016 Comments

A member of Pakistan’s investigation team died after falling off the mountain of evidence provided by India

ISIS confused about their real aim after reading 100 newspaper articles explaining real aim of ISIS

ISIS confused about their real aim after reading 100 newspaper articles explaining real aim of ISIS

Mar 23, 2016 Comments

As per reliable Faking News sources in Raqqa, world’s leading terrorist organization ISIS is no longer sure what they want to achieve through their terrorist activities. This situation has arisen after the top leadership of ISIS spent last 24 hrs reading articles on the real aim of ISIS.

Inspired by Indian politicians, Hillary Clinton promises free microwave ovens to all Americans

Inspired by Indian politicians, Hillary Clinton promises free microwave ovens to all Americans

Mar 22, 2016 Comments

Hillary was inspired by the regularity of the success of the Indian politicians offering freebies during their election campaigns.

Never allowed David Headley to set foot on Pakistan soil, always rolled out Red carpet for him: Nawaz Sharif

Never allowed David Headley to set foot on Pakistan soil, always rolled out Red carpet for him: Nawaz Sharif

Feb 11, 2016 Comments

Pakistan’s acting Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has clarified that Pakistan has never allowed David Headley or any other terrorist to set foot on their soil but always rolled out Red carpet

ISIS to offer ESOPs to its fighters to counter rising attrition rate

ISIS to offer ESOPs to its fighters to counter rising attrition rate

Feb 10, 2016 Comments

Struggling with the loss of many of its fighters to rival terrorist organizations, ISIS has come up with a new strategy to keep hold of their employees. They will now offer ESOPs (Employee Stock Ownership Plans) to its fighters along with salaries to ensure greater retention.