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Indian army to station Sant Rampal supporters at border to stop incursions by China

Indian army to station Sant Rampal supporters at border to stop incursions by China

Nov 19, 2014 Comments

The resilience and grit showed by Sant Rampal followers in violently confronting Haryana police seems to have impressed Indian army so much so that they are planning to use their services at Indo-China border.

Terror groups which claimed responsibility for Wagah blast attacked by Pak army for giving a clean chit to India

Terror groups which claimed responsibility for Wagah blast attacked by Pak army for giving a clean chit to India

Nov 3, 2014 Comments

“In a hurry to increase their number of kills, they gave clean chit to India within hours of blast. That’s height of irresponsible behaviour,” said a Pak army officer.

Taliban threatens to bomb Arnab’s mouth for announcing infidel groups as new Indian Taliban

Taliban threatens to bomb Arnab’s mouth for announcing infidel groups as new Indian Taliban

Oct 30, 2014 Comments

“How dare, can Arnab call Khaps as New Talibans? It is an insult to us. It is an insult to our whole movement. We are blowing ourselves up daily, we have blasted so many bombs,” cried a Talibani in a threat video.

As India blocks Chinese troops from constructing road, China offers to do it under FDI

As India blocks Chinese troops from constructing road, China offers to do it under FDI

Oct 29, 2014 Comments

After Indian troops’ recent blocking of attempts by the China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) soldiers to construct a road in the Asaphila region of Arunachal Pradesh, the Chinese have applied to the Indian government for construction of this road under the FDI route.

Al Qaeda and ISIS baffled as IT companies in India plan to hire their self motivated jihadis

Al Qaeda and ISIS baffled as IT companies in India plan to hire their self motivated jihadis

Oct 27, 2014 Comments

The top brass of the leading IT firms have held a joint press meeting to explain this move and have pointed to following advantages of hiring Jihadis: -

Indian politicians and policemen mock Obama after his credit card got declined at a restaurant

Indian politicians and policemen mock Obama after his credit card got declined at a restaurant

Oct 19, 2014 Comments

Jag Pal, a constable of Delhi Police went into a fit of uncontrolled laughter when he learnt that US president Obama pays his own restaurant bill and that too by a credit card.

After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

Oct 16, 2014 Comments

“One can’t be careless while waving or raising the flag of Islamic state. It’s not any random flag with three colors. One has to be respectful,” the ISIS spokesperson said.

After ‘Kashmir issue’, Pakistan now approaches UN to resolve ‘Arnab issue’

After ‘Kashmir issue’, Pakistan now approaches UN to resolve ‘Arnab issue’

Oct 14, 2014 Comments

“During the period of Oct 1-10, 2014, 48 verbal violations were reported inside Times Now studios, which resulted in ruptured ear drums and vocal cord paralysis of at least 18 Pakistani nationals,” letter signed by Sartaz Aziz, Nawaz Sahrif’s security adviser, read.

Pakistan warns India to stop retaliating at LOC, or it will drop Bilawal Bhutto on India

Pakistan warns India to stop retaliating at LOC, or it will drop Bilawal Bhutto on India

Oct 9, 2014 Comments

Baffled with the way India is retaliating against ceasefire violations, Pakistan has warned India to stop firing at LOC, or it would drop Bilawal Bhutto on India.

Impressed with birds’ ability of target shitting, Bilawal Bhutto training pigeons for target bombing on India

Impressed with birds’ ability of target shitting, Bilawal Bhutto training pigeons for target bombing on India

Oct 8, 2014 Comments

The out of the box idea triggered in Bilawal’s mind while he was trying to learn how to tweet using a sparrow. During the process, the frustrated sparrow flew in air, chased him, and shitted exactly at center of his head.