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CIA signs MoU with Prabhu Deva, Sajid Khan in order to perfect its torture method

CIA signs MoU with Prabhu Deva, Sajid Khan in order to perfect its torture method

Dec 11, 2014 Comments

After the CIA came in for all round criticism from human rights activist groups for using highly cruel and unusual torture methods on its detainees, Faking News has learnt that they are looking East.

Manohar Parrikar gives deadly blow to Pak backed terrorists by releasing a book

Manohar Parrikar gives deadly blow to Pak backed terrorists by releasing a book

Dec 6, 2014 Comments

“They have hit us where it hurts the most. No not below the belt, but straight on our brains,” said a senior terrorist, pointing towards his knees.

Ferguson riots were engineered by BJP to polarize Jharkhand and JK voters: experts

Ferguson riots were engineered by BJP to polarize Jharkhand and JK voters: experts

Nov 30, 2014 Comments

Indian Intelligentsia Forum has confirmed that BJP and RSS were behind the recent Ferguson riots that took place in the USA.

Modi to follow cricket model, to continue meeting Pak counterpart Nawaz at neutral venues

Modi to follow cricket model, to continue meeting Pak counterpart Nawaz at neutral venues

Nov 25, 2014 Comments

Just like in the game of cricket, India has cut all bilateral ties with Pakistan, but continues to face them at world events on neutral venues; Modi has decided to meet his Pakistan counterpart in SAARC SUMMIT to be held at neutral venue in Kathmandu.

Indian army to station Sant Rampal supporters at border to stop incursions by China

Indian army to station Sant Rampal supporters at border to stop incursions by China

Nov 19, 2014 Comments

The resilience and grit showed by Sant Rampal followers in violently confronting Haryana police seems to have impressed Indian army so much so that they are planning to use their services at Indo-China border.

Terror groups which claimed responsibility for Wagah blast attacked by Pak army for giving a clean chit to India

Terror groups which claimed responsibility for Wagah blast attacked by Pak army for giving a clean chit to India

Nov 3, 2014 Comments

“In a hurry to increase their number of kills, they gave clean chit to India within hours of blast. That’s height of irresponsible behaviour,” said a Pak army officer.

Taliban threatens to bomb Arnab’s mouth for announcing infidel groups as new Indian Taliban

Taliban threatens to bomb Arnab’s mouth for announcing infidel groups as new Indian Taliban

Oct 30, 2014 Comments

“How dare, can Arnab call Khaps as New Talibans? It is an insult to us. It is an insult to our whole movement. We are blowing ourselves up daily, we have blasted so many bombs,” cried a Talibani in a threat video.

As India blocks Chinese troops from constructing road, China offers to do it under FDI

As India blocks Chinese troops from constructing road, China offers to do it under FDI

Oct 29, 2014 Comments

After Indian troops’ recent blocking of attempts by the China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) soldiers to construct a road in the Asaphila region of Arunachal Pradesh, the Chinese have applied to the Indian government for construction of this road under the FDI route.

Al Qaeda and ISIS baffled as IT companies in India plan to hire their self motivated jihadis

Al Qaeda and ISIS baffled as IT companies in India plan to hire their self motivated jihadis

Oct 27, 2014 Comments

The top brass of the leading IT firms have held a joint press meeting to explain this move and have pointed to following advantages of hiring Jihadis: -

Indian politicians and policemen mock Obama after his credit card got declined at a restaurant

Indian politicians and policemen mock Obama after his credit card got declined at a restaurant

Oct 19, 2014 Comments

Jag Pal, a constable of Delhi Police went into a fit of uncontrolled laughter when he learnt that US president Obama pays his own restaurant bill and that too by a credit card.