After the CIA came in for all round criticism from human rights activist groups for using highly cruel and unusual torture methods on its detainees, Faking News has learnt that they are looking East.
“They have hit us where it hurts the most. No not below the belt, but straight on our brains,” said a senior terrorist, pointing towards his knees.
Indian Intelligentsia Forum has confirmed that BJP and RSS were behind the recent Ferguson riots that took place in the USA.
Just like in the game of cricket, India has cut all bilateral ties with Pakistan, but continues to face them at world events on neutral venues; Modi has decided to meet his Pakistan counterpart in SAARC SUMMIT to be held at neutral venue in Kathmandu.
The resilience and grit showed by Sant Rampal followers in violently confronting Haryana police seems to have impressed Indian army so much so that they are planning to use their services at Indo-China border.
“In a hurry to increase their number of kills, they gave clean chit to India within hours of blast. That’s height of irresponsible behaviour,” said a Pak army officer.
“How dare, can Arnab call Khaps as New Talibans? It is an insult to us. It is an insult to our whole movement. We are blowing ourselves up daily, we have blasted so many bombs,” cried a Talibani in a threat video.
After Indian troops’ recent blocking of attempts by the China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) soldiers to construct a road in the Asaphila region of Arunachal Pradesh, the Chinese have applied to the Indian government for construction of this road under the FDI route.
The top brass of the leading IT firms have held a joint press meeting to explain this move and have pointed to following advantages of hiring Jihadis: -
Jag Pal, a constable of Delhi Police went into a fit of uncontrolled laughter when he learnt that US president Obama pays his own restaurant bill and that too by a credit card.