A proactive Pakistan has cancelled the next three NSA level talks with India. After taking due permission from ISI to make the announcement, Pakistan’s NSA Mr. Sartaj Aziz himself announced this today in a press conference.
Pakistan and ISIS (which has got nothing to do with religion) flags were waved in parts of the capital city today by brave separatists.
Stung and stunned with Modi’s one after another successful foreign trips, Pakistani PM has come under tremendous pressure to counter this ‘charm jihad’ of India at the global level. The Pakistani government yesterday announced that Mr. Sharif will be travelling to close to 100 countries using Google Earth.
“First of all they put us under house arrest and now there are no channels on the TV that we can emotionally and mentally connect with. It’s clear RAW is behind all this,” said Yasin Malik.
After ISIS released its vision 2020 map showing its increased predicted influence around the world, there has been news of a vision 2030 ISIS map with a few regions marked ‘ISIS’ on planet Mars as well.
“The passion showed by locals and AIMIM politicians in UP, has completely bowled us over. Trust me I haven’t seen this patriotism even in Pakistanis. I am confident all our matches played there will go houseful,” PCB chief told Faking News.
A prime time debate on Pakistan’s leading news channel has spawned a massive debate as to why more Pakistanis are not able to become CEOs of global organizations.
This comes after a string of social media posts and op-eds by adarsh liberals protesting the quality of terrorists Pak has been producing of late.
Mohammad Naved, who pursues fun hobby of killing Hindus, lashed out at his successors for not leaving enough Hindus in the country for people like him to gun down.
Some leading news presenters, anchors and other liberal journalists are apparently very much afraid of looming threat of Hindu terror in the country and are submitting applications for political asylum in relatively peaceful countries such as Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan.