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Pakistan’s Pathankot investigation team member dies after falling off the mountain of evidence India provided

Pakistan’s Pathankot investigation team member dies after falling off the mountain of evidence India provided

Apr 5, 2016 Comments

A member of Pakistan’s investigation team died after falling off the mountain of evidence provided by India

ISIS confused about their real aim after reading 100 newspaper articles explaining real aim of ISIS

ISIS confused about their real aim after reading 100 newspaper articles explaining real aim of ISIS

Mar 23, 2016 Comments

As per reliable Faking News sources in Raqqa, world’s leading terrorist organization ISIS is no longer sure what they want to achieve through their terrorist activities. This situation has arisen after the top leadership of ISIS spent last 24 hrs reading articles on the real aim of ISIS.

Inspired by Indian politicians, Hillary Clinton promises free microwave ovens to all Americans

Inspired by Indian politicians, Hillary Clinton promises free microwave ovens to all Americans

Mar 22, 2016 Comments

Hillary was inspired by the regularity of the success of the Indian politicians offering freebies during their election campaigns.

Never allowed David Headley to set foot on Pakistan soil, always rolled out Red carpet for him: Nawaz Sharif

Never allowed David Headley to set foot on Pakistan soil, always rolled out Red carpet for him: Nawaz Sharif

Feb 11, 2016 Comments

Pakistan’s acting Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has clarified that Pakistan has never allowed David Headley or any other terrorist to set foot on their soil but always rolled out Red carpet

ISIS to offer ESOPs to its fighters to counter rising attrition rate

ISIS to offer ESOPs to its fighters to counter rising attrition rate

Feb 10, 2016 Comments

Struggling with the loss of many of its fighters to rival terrorist organizations, ISIS has come up with a new strategy to keep hold of their employees. They will now offer ESOPs (Employee Stock Ownership Plans) to its fighters along with salaries to ensure greater retention.

Pakistan felicitates Hafiz Saeed for inspirational leadership after David Headley said Hafiz Saeed inspired him

Pakistan felicitates Hafiz Saeed for inspirational leadership after David Headley said Hafiz Saeed inspired him

Feb 8, 2016 Comments

Pakistan Government today decided to honor famous Pakistani social worker terrorist Hafiz Saeed after hearing about his inspirational leadership qualities from David Headley.

Feel good factor revived, Achche Din look real after Donald Trump says, “India is doing great”

Feel good factor revived, Achche Din look real after Donald Trump says, “India is doing great”

Jan 31, 2016 Comments

Tens of millions of Indians are in high spirits after US presidential candidate Donald Trump said, “India is doing great, nobody talks about it”

ISIS in favor of chess ban, asks supporters to play ‘offline CounterStrike’ instead

ISIS in favor of chess ban, asks supporters to play ‘offline CounterStrike’ instead

Jan 22, 2016 Comments

After Saudi Arabia’s Grand Mufti announced fatwa against chess citing it as a waste of time, ISIS came out supporting the ban and asked people to play ‘Offline CounterStrike’

Pak army prepares to tackle strong condemnation from India after Pathankot attack

Pak army prepares to tackle strong condemnation from India after Pathankot attack

Jan 4, 2016 Comments

After the attack on Pathankot Air Base by Pakistan based terrorists, Pakistan Army has issued a red alert and asked all its soldiers to prepare themselves for all round condemnation by India.

Putin to join hands with Rohit Shetty to pound ISIS with Tata Sumos, expects surrender in a day

Putin to join hands with Rohit Shetty to pound ISIS with Tata Sumos, expects surrender in a day

Jan 3, 2016 Comments

Vladamir Putin has reportedly decided to collaborate with Rohit Shetty to launch Tata Sumos and other weapons of mass destruction into the ISIS territory.