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Paki group requests ICC to make India play against Arab countries, so that they can live as Arabs

Paki group requests ICC to make India play against Arab countries, so that they can live as Arabs

Mar 1, 2015 Comments

A Pakistani group Al-Bakistan has conveyed their emotional message to ICC to schedule cricket matches between India and countries of the Middle East, so that they can live as Arabs.

As part of the renewed Indo-US partnership, FBI & CIA to train under ACP Praddyuman, Daya, Abhijeet & CID

As part of the renewed Indo-US partnership, FBI & CIA to train under ACP Praddyuman, Daya, Abhijeet & CID

Jan 27, 2015 Comments

As part of the initiative the CID team will train CIA and FBI in the art of what only CID can do.

16 questions that annoyed Obama during his India visit

16 questions that annoyed Obama during his India visit

Jan 26, 2015 Comments

According to our reliable sources, Mr. Obama is already annoyed as few people whom he met on his very first day asked him some freakish questions that he didn’t like much.

North Korea buys rights of MSG, Kim Jong-un’s face to be morphed to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan

North Korea buys rights of MSG, Kim Jong-un’s face to be morphed to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan

Jan 24, 2015 Comments

North Korea has taken notice of Gurmeet Ram Rahim and the state media is lavish in its praise for the many qualities, which the followers of maverick Indian godman Sant Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insaan claim he possesses.

Hitler introduced “Vada Pavs” to India, Subramanian Swami says

Hitler introduced “Vada Pavs” to India, Subramanian Swami says

Jan 15, 2015 Comments

After intense research over the popular vada pavs made in Mumbai, Subramanian Swamy had told the reporters that vada pavs were introduced to Mumbaikars by Hitler.

In a shocking move, Indian “liberals” request terrorists to stop violence

In a shocking move, Indian “liberals” request terrorists to stop violence

Jan 9, 2015 Comments

All India Liberals Association has requested terrorists all over the world to shun violence and start looking after their families.

Yakub Qureshi now announces Rs 51 crore reward for Mani Shankar Aiyar

Yakub Qureshi now announces Rs 51 crore reward for Mani Shankar Aiyar

Jan 9, 2015 Comments

Yakub was reportedly bowled over with Mani Shankar Aiyar’s explanation over why terrorists attacked and mighty impressed with the manner in which Aiyar articulated it.

Cricket fans attack newspaper office after it publishes derogatory cartoon of N Srinivasan

Cricket fans attack newspaper office after it publishes derogatory cartoon of N Srinivasan

Jan 8, 2015 Comments

All the board member fans and cricket players’ fans took to streets in protest of the newspaper by attacking all the staff including non-journalists for portraying their godfather in such a bad manner.

Taking cue from India repeatedly asking Pak to handover Dawood, Engg colleges ask students to handover Ganja and Sutta

Taking cue from India repeatedly asking Pak to handover Dawood, Engg colleges ask students to handover Ganja and Sutta

Jan 2, 2015 Comments

Mr. Silambersan, in charge of hostel affairs for Kalabazar Engineering college said that in a meeting attended by the heads of various colleges, it was decided that Hostel authorities need to renew their demand to students to hand over Ganja, Sutta, Khamba etc.

Pakistan to immediately wave white flags after violating ceasefire in future

Pakistan to immediately wave white flags after violating ceasefire in future

Jan 2, 2015 Comments

Shocked by the counter offensive from BSF troops that killed 4 of their jawans, a terrified Pakistan has decided to immediately wave white flags after violating ceasefire in future.