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Arvind Kejriwal to visit America to help Donald Trump win the presidential elections

Arvind Kejriwal to visit America to help Donald Trump win the presidential elections

Aug 30, 2015 Comments

In a press conference held by the Aam Aadmi Party, their spokesperson Raghav Chadha announced that in the coming week Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal will be visiting America to campaign for the billionaire candidate Donald Trump.

Pakistan cancels next three NSA level talks with India which are not even scheduled

Pakistan cancels next three NSA level talks with India which are not even scheduled

Aug 27, 2015 Comments

A proactive Pakistan has cancelled the next three NSA level talks with India. After taking due permission from ISI to make the announcement, Pakistan’s NSA Mr. Sartaj Aziz himself announced this today in a press conference.

“We will wave Indian flags too, if we live shamelessly on Pakistani funds” – Kashmiri separatist waving ISIS & Pak flags

“We will wave Indian flags too, if we live shamelessly on Pakistani funds” – Kashmiri separatist waving ISIS & Pak flags

Aug 22, 2015 Comments

Pakistan and ISIS (which has got nothing to do with religion) flags were waved in parts of the capital city today by brave separatists.

To counter Modi, Nawaz Sharif to visit 100 countries via Google Earth

To counter Modi, Nawaz Sharif to visit 100 countries via Google Earth

Aug 20, 2015 Comments

Stung and stunned with Modi’s one after another successful foreign trips, Pakistani PM has come under tremendous pressure to counter this ‘charm jihad’ of India at the global level. The Pakistani government yesterday announced that Mr. Sharif will be travelling to close to 100 countries using Google Earth.

Kashmiri Separatists released to wave ISIS flags for entertainment after their cable TV stops showing Pak channels

Kashmiri Separatists released to wave ISIS flags for entertainment after their cable TV stops showing Pak channels

Aug 20, 2015 Comments

“First of all they put us under house arrest and now there are no channels on the TV that we can emotionally and mentally connect with. It’s clear RAW is behind all this,” said Yasin Malik.

ISIS plans to conquer Asia by 2020, Mars by 2030, and then plans first space journey by 2040

ISIS plans to conquer Asia by 2020, Mars by 2030, and then plans first space journey by 2040

Aug 18, 2015 Comments

After ISIS released its vision 2020 map showing its increased predicted influence around the world, there has been news of a vision 2030 ISIS map with a few regions marked ‘ISIS’ on planet Mars as well.

Impressed with slogans of ‘Pakistan Zindabad’ raised in UP by Owaisi’s AIMIM, PCB asks BCCI if they can make UP their home venue

Impressed with slogans of ‘Pakistan Zindabad’ raised in UP by Owaisi’s AIMIM, PCB asks BCCI if they can make UP their home venue

Aug 14, 2015 Comments

“The passion showed by locals and AIMIM politicians in UP, has completely bowled us over. Trust me I haven’t seen this patriotism even in Pakistanis. I am confident all our matches played there will go houseful,” PCB chief told Faking News.

Pak media wants to know why more Pakistanis don’t become CEOs of global organizations

Pak media wants to know why more Pakistanis don’t become CEOs of global organizations

Aug 12, 2015 Comments

A prime time debate on Pakistan’s leading news channel has spawned a massive debate as to why more Pakistanis are not able to become CEOs of global organizations.

Pakistan apologizes to Adarsh Liberals for deterioration in quality of terrorists

Pakistan apologizes to Adarsh Liberals for deterioration in quality of terrorists

Aug 8, 2015 Comments

This comes after a string of social media posts and op-eds by adarsh liberals protesting the quality of terrorists Pak has been producing of late.

Captured Pak terrorist claims declining number of Hindus in Pak made him look for opportunities of killing them outside

Captured Pak terrorist claims declining number of Hindus in Pak made him look for opportunities of killing them outside

Aug 6, 2015 Comments

Mohammad Naved, who pursues fun hobby of killing Hindus, lashed out at his successors for not leaving enough Hindus in the country for people like him to gun down.