The resilience and grit showed by Sant Rampal followers in violently confronting Haryana police seems to have impressed Indian army so much so that they are planning to use their services at Indo-China border.
“In a hurry to increase their number of kills, they gave clean chit to India within hours of blast. That’s height of irresponsible behaviour,” said a Pak army officer.
“How dare, can Arnab call Khaps as New Talibans? It is an insult to us. It is an insult to our whole movement. We are blowing ourselves up daily, we have blasted so many bombs,” cried a Talibani in a threat video.
After Indian troops’ recent blocking of attempts by the China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) soldiers to construct a road in the Asaphila region of Arunachal Pradesh, the Chinese have applied to the Indian government for construction of this road under the FDI route.
The top brass of the leading IT firms have held a joint press meeting to explain this move and have pointed to following advantages of hiring Jihadis: -
Jag Pal, a constable of Delhi Police went into a fit of uncontrolled laughter when he learnt that US president Obama pays his own restaurant bill and that too by a credit card.
“One can’t be careless while waving or raising the flag of Islamic state. It’s not any random flag with three colors. One has to be respectful,” the ISIS spokesperson said.
“During the period of Oct 1-10, 2014, 48 verbal violations were reported inside Times Now studios, which resulted in ruptured ear drums and vocal cord paralysis of at least 18 Pakistani nationals,” letter signed by Sartaz Aziz, Nawaz Sahrif’s security adviser, read.
Baffled with the way India is retaliating against ceasefire violations, Pakistan has warned India to stop firing at LOC, or it would drop Bilawal Bhutto on India.
The out of the box idea triggered in Bilawal’s mind while he was trying to learn how to tweet using a sparrow. During the process, the frustrated sparrow flew in air, chased him, and shitted exactly at center of his head.