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After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

Oct 16, 2014 Comments

“One can’t be careless while waving or raising the flag of Islamic state. It’s not any random flag with three colors. One has to be respectful,” the ISIS spokesperson said.

After ‘Kashmir issue’, Pakistan now approaches UN to resolve ‘Arnab issue’

After ‘Kashmir issue’, Pakistan now approaches UN to resolve ‘Arnab issue’

Oct 14, 2014 Comments

“During the period of Oct 1-10, 2014, 48 verbal violations were reported inside Times Now studios, which resulted in ruptured ear drums and vocal cord paralysis of at least 18 Pakistani nationals,” letter signed by Sartaz Aziz, Nawaz Sahrif’s security adviser, read.

Pakistan warns India to stop retaliating at LOC, or it will drop Bilawal Bhutto on India

Pakistan warns India to stop retaliating at LOC, or it will drop Bilawal Bhutto on India

Oct 9, 2014 Comments

Baffled with the way India is retaliating against ceasefire violations, Pakistan has warned India to stop firing at LOC, or it would drop Bilawal Bhutto on India.

Impressed with birds’ ability of target shitting, Bilawal Bhutto training pigeons for target bombing on India

Impressed with birds’ ability of target shitting, Bilawal Bhutto training pigeons for target bombing on India

Oct 8, 2014 Comments

The out of the box idea triggered in Bilawal’s mind while he was trying to learn how to tweet using a sparrow. During the process, the frustrated sparrow flew in air, chased him, and shitted exactly at center of his head.

After unsuccessful Kashmir bid, Bilawal wants to snatch Hockey Gold from India

After unsuccessful Kashmir bid, Bilawal wants to snatch Hockey Gold from India

Oct 4, 2014 Comments

Bilawal also wants back the medal which Pakistan was shown winning in Chak De India. He even plans to visit India and dig out a hand-pump as a returning gesture of what Sunny Deol did in Gadar.

Provoked by an Indian’s claim that Modi alone could handle 10 Obamas, Obama challenges Modi for a wrestling match

Provoked by an Indian’s claim that Modi alone could handle 10 Obamas, Obama challenges Modi for a wrestling match

Sep 26, 2014 Comments

Albela Mishra made this sensational claim, along with many other claims like each Indian is capable of keeping five six Chinese in his/her pocket, while addressing a group of fellow Indians in Delhi Metro.

Bilawal Bhutto practicing to become Superman so that he could stop Mangalyaan from entering Mars orbit

Bilawal Bhutto practicing to become Superman so that he could stop Mangalyaan from entering Mars orbit

Sep 23, 2014 Comments

Reportedly, Bilawal is quite pissed off by the way Indians reacted to his recent Kashmir comment, in which he promised Pakistan population that he would take back entire Kashmir from India.

Bilawal Bhutto tries to steal classmate’s pencil in school, gets beaten up

Bilawal Bhutto tries to steal classmate’s pencil in school, gets beaten up

Sep 21, 2014 Comments

The incident took place in a pre-school named Blooming Bums which is located in the centre of the city of Islamabad. Bilawal Bhutto is studying “manners” in the school for last 3 years.

Scottish independence leaders demand another referendum, to be conducted as a series of by-elections

Scottish independence leaders demand another referendum, to be conducted as a series of by-elections

Sep 20, 2014 Comments

After failing to win when it mattered, pro-independence Scotland leaders have demanded another referendum to decide the independence of Scotland, to be conducted as a series of by-elections.

India offers to help China create replica of Ladakh on Chinese side of the border to stop intrusion

India offers to help China create replica of Ladakh on Chinese side of the border to stop intrusion

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

Reminding Xi Jinping of his country’s unmatched talent of replicating things, Modi asked him to use it to bring peace between both the South Asian nations.