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Pak-China Think Tank RANDI becomes Branding Agency, suggests similar names

Pak-China Think Tank RANDI becomes Branding Agency, suggests similar names

Apr 21, 2015 Comments

After super success of their name, RANDI has decided to help everyone. They have come up with SHIT, FUDDU, HARAMI, etc.

Hoisting Pak flags was still the obvious choice when I saw people drowning in the floods: Kashmiri Separatist

Hoisting Pak flags was still the obvious choice when I saw people drowning in the floods: Kashmiri Separatist

Apr 20, 2015 Comments

Upcoming separatist leader and mob-management specialist Sharbat Azam has claimed in recent statements given to secular and normal news channels that flag hoisting has been his childhood hobby.

Citing reduction in crime back home, Bangladesh policemen found infiltrating into India

Citing reduction in crime back home, Bangladesh policemen found infiltrating into India

Apr 8, 2015 Comments

Sources tell Faking News that many policemen have resigned from their jobs and are now trying to cross border into India to join the police force here.

“Pray for Gaza” activists unable to pray for Yemen because of Tennis Elbow

“Pray for Gaza” activists unable to pray for Yemen because of Tennis Elbow

Apr 3, 2015 Comments

Saudi Arabia has been attacking Houthi rebels in Yemen for the past few days.

Japan builds 400 km sea wall to fend off Kaiju attack from film Pacific Rim

Japan builds 400 km sea wall to fend off Kaiju attack from film Pacific Rim

Mar 24, 2015 Comments

The Japanese government has approved a plan to build a massive 400 kilometre Kaiju resistant wall along its coastline after the movie Pacific Rim made a delayed release in the island nation.

Unable to decide whom to support in Q-Finals, new Bangladeshi immigrant prays for a tie

Unable to decide whom to support in Q-Finals, new Bangladeshi immigrant prays for a tie

Mar 18, 2015 Comments

Talking to our reporter over phone, Najeeb opened his heart and voiced the deep psychological issues he and many of his fellow immigrants are facing:

Paki group requests ICC to make India play against Arab countries, so that they can live as Arabs

Paki group requests ICC to make India play against Arab countries, so that they can live as Arabs

Mar 1, 2015 Comments

A Pakistani group Al-Bakistan has conveyed their emotional message to ICC to schedule cricket matches between India and countries of the Middle East, so that they can live as Arabs.

As part of the renewed Indo-US partnership, FBI & CIA to train under ACP Praddyuman, Daya, Abhijeet & CID

As part of the renewed Indo-US partnership, FBI & CIA to train under ACP Praddyuman, Daya, Abhijeet & CID

Jan 27, 2015 Comments

As part of the initiative the CID team will train CIA and FBI in the art of what only CID can do.

16 questions that annoyed Obama during his India visit

16 questions that annoyed Obama during his India visit

Jan 26, 2015 Comments

According to our reliable sources, Mr. Obama is already annoyed as few people whom he met on his very first day asked him some freakish questions that he didn’t like much.

North Korea buys rights of MSG, Kim Jong-un’s face to be morphed to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan

North Korea buys rights of MSG, Kim Jong-un’s face to be morphed to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan

Jan 24, 2015 Comments

North Korea has taken notice of Gurmeet Ram Rahim and the state media is lavish in its praise for the many qualities, which the followers of maverick Indian godman Sant Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insaan claim he possesses.