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Divorced man hunts down his friends who had commented ‘Made for each other’ on his Facebook marriage pics

Divorced man hunts down his friends who had commented ‘Made for each other’ on his Facebook marriage pics

Jun 28, 2015 Comments

A man who has recently divorced his wife is arrested by investigative agencies for serial killing spree. The murderer is said to have taken down his own friends who had commented on his marriage photos

After spending 2 hrs on YouTube, Upper caste Hindu man finds out he is potential rapist who oppresses minority and lower-caste

After spending 2 hrs on YouTube, Upper caste Hindu man finds out he is potential rapist who oppresses minority and lower-caste

Jun 27, 2015 Comments

Mr. Fake Pandit a techie from the Gurgaon yesterday tried committing suicide after he found out that he is a potential rapist who is ‘unknowingly’ oppressing the minorities and doing injustice to the lower-caste.

Jobless Twitter and Facebook users can now show time spent on social media as Work Experience in their resume

Jobless Twitter and Facebook users can now show time spent on social media as Work Experience in their resume

Jun 24, 2015 Comments

In what can come as a relief for millions of jobless people who spend time on social media sites like Twitter and Facebook, the Ministry of HRD is planning to include time spent on social media as work experience

Facebook to allow users to ‘like’ a ‘like’ so that they don’t have to type ‘thank you’

Facebook to allow users to ‘like’ a ‘like’ so that they don’t have to type ‘thank you’

Jun 24, 2015 Comments

Well-known social networking website Facebook has come up with a new feature that will manifest the user’s elation when someone whom the user admires or idolizes or has a crush upon, likes his comment or status update.

Creator of chain SMS ‘forward this to 10 people otherwise something bad will happen to you’ gets hit by a bus while sending it

Creator of chain SMS ‘forward this to 10 people otherwise something bad will happen to you’ gets hit by a bus while sending it

Jun 21, 2015 Comments

The creator of the famous chain SMS series which threatens people if they don’t forward it to 10 people or more, something bad will happen to them gets hit by a bus while sending his last SMS.

Government to reward local philosopher for consistently posting meaningful shayaris on social media

Government to reward local philosopher for consistently posting meaningful shayaris on social media

Jun 14, 2015 Comments

‘Achhe Din’ as promised by the Government are finally here, for Ramesh Kumar, a 25-year-old delhiite, a jobless philosopher by choice, is finally getting something in return for all his hard work and patience.

Salman fans taking coaching to understand meaning of Salman’s tweets last night

Salman fans taking coaching to understand meaning of Salman’s tweets last night

Jun 10, 2015 Comments

For the uninitiated, Salman asked his fans to behave well with other members of his fraternity on Twitter (Read: SRK) and not be as jobless as replying to him.

Girl dumps South Indian boyfriend after reading “13 reasons why it’s awesome to date a Punjabi boy”

Girl dumps South Indian boyfriend after reading “13 reasons why it’s awesome to date a Punjabi boy”

May 21, 2015 Comments

The impact of list article websites is beginning to have a major effect on the daily lives of the masses.

UPSC aspirant since 4 years, nominated as PM’s think-tank chief, based on Facebook rants

UPSC aspirant since 4 years, nominated as PM’s think-tank chief, based on Facebook rants

May 20, 2015 Comments

Dismayed at the state of affairs in the nation currently, Rahul Yadav from the city has written an open letter to the PM offering him a “golden chance”(sic) to appoint him as chief of his think-tank.

Sycophant employee creates an app to like every status of boss on Facebook

Sycophant employee creates an app to like every status of boss on Facebook

May 4, 2015 Comments

Taking sycophancy to unheard of heights, a techie has created an app last week which enables sycophants like him in auto liking every status of their boss on Facebook, as it gets posted in realtime.