When will my problems end?
Ek aur shaadi kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi
After making a steady progress in ensuring a ‘Congress mukt Bharat’, PM Modi of a ‘Candy Crush request mukt’ Facebook.
In a major blow to Idea of India, Mahendra Lodhi, a successful entrepreneur has written to the President asking his permission to commit suicide. Sources say that he s neither facing any financial distress or relationship stress but still contemplating this Krantikari move.
In what is being called as an attempt to restore the glory of glamour, an engineering student living in Jubilee Hills area of the City of Pearls has reportedly broken the record of serial commenting on her Facebook profile pictures by thanking each person who liked her profile separately.
Ankit Jain, a social media addict, who had been in a relationship with Twitter for the past 6 years, today called it quits after deactivating his account. Apparently, Ankit was not happy with the fading love between him and twitter.
While the nation celebrated its 69th Independence Day, it turned out the other way around for Arjun Singh as he got his independence snatched by the local police and was put into a jail for not using the Indian national flag as profile picture.
In a disheartening incident, a software engineer from India’s Silicon Valley went into depression after his friend and colleague forgot to credit him for the latter’s new profile picture on Facebook.
In a fresh news, a college student, addicted to Facebook is reported to have update dher FB status as “Checked in to Heaven”.
The ban has further led to a huge increase in the value of mobile handsets and laptops having pornographic content stored in them.
Man named Naseeb Singh has achieved the un-achievable after becoming the lucky user no. 10000 for the 10000th time in pop-up advertisements on Internet.
In yet another display of the power of Facebook activism, a couple from the city today accused their sabziwala of being dishonest, fraud and corrupt in a long Facebook post.