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After the much awaited closing ceremony of MasterChef’s first season, Star Plus is ready with another reality show involving household work. This time the channel is shifting focus from Kitchen to Bathroom and trying an original format. But it’s not about bathing or attending the call of nature in the toilets, the reality show will focus on the art of washing clothes.
After talking unsuccessfully to various celebrities to get married on television for its third season of the swayamvar series, Imagine TV has finally got a person who is more than willing to do anything on television – Pakistani actress and model Veena Malik. Veena is currently taking part in the television reality show Bigg Boss and would be evicted after an impromptu fight with another housemate if need be.
KBC is set for a mega re-launch coming Monday with the first episode featuring Suresh Kalmadi as the celebrity participant. Faking News has access to the details and script of the first episode. We produce some select parts of the show here for our readers before the world watches them on television.
After being thrown out of Bigg Boss on the very first day, Bunty Chor is all set to join another reality show, this time as a judge and not just a contestant. Bunty, whom the media and entertainment professionals look upto as one of the potential youth-icons of the country, is going to select the best thief of the country in a reality show tentatively named “India’s Got Chor”.
You saw ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’, you would soon see ‘Rakhi Ka Insaaf’, but are your ready for ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’? Drama queen Rakhi Sawant has convinced her favorite broadcaster Imagine TV for another reality show called ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’. With this, Rakhi would be playing a doctor on television and treat patients suffering from acute diseases. Rakhi says she will treat patients through her bare heart.
The craze for using children for reality shows has been taken to a new high with UTV Bindass declaring its intentions to conduct loyalty tests and infidelity tests on children for the latest season of its reality show Emotional Atyachaar. The show will perform video sting operations on little kids, who would be suspected of having relationships with other kids by their respective best friends.
Imagine TV, which got Rahul Mahajan married and Rakhi Sawant almost married through its marriage reality show Swayamvar, has announced that the third season of the show will feature now world famous Paul the Octopus. Although it’s not yet clear if Paul would get married on the show or help a participant choose his/her better half, the news has created a sensation around the world.
Two patients had to be shifted to intensive care yesterday here, when they were inadvertently exposed to 15 minutes of a toxic Hindi TV serial. Doctors are struggling to restore the damage to the patients’ psyche from the 143rd episode of Parikkkrama – Do Bichhdi Behne Parrrdes Jaakar Kkkabhi to Saaaas Baneingi. Their condition is reported to be “critical but stable, similar to Manjula in the 67th episode of Samay Kay Saath Badaltey Rishtey”.
A pall of gloom fell over Indian society when they learnt that their favorite daughter-in-law Anandi had died. While a lot of news channels analyzed the causes and effects of this incident, none of them cared to demand “Justice to Anandi” with a war cry to bring her murderers to book. Being a responsible media organization, we decided to investigate the matter and the findings have been shocking to say the least.
25-year-old Utkarsh has decided to cheat on his girlfriend Kavita, with whom he has been going steady for over six years now, after he watched some episodes of a television reality show called Emotional Atyachaar that documents and broadcasts unfaithfulness among young Indian couples. Apart from sending feelers to random girls that he knows, Utkarsh has also registered on an online dating website to secure a parallel girlfriend.